Vocabulary List for Snow Days

Large amounts of snow in such a short period of time the world as you know it ends.

Snowyclipse

When the snowbanks are so high they block out the sun.

Snowastrophe

When the snow is so bad you have a car wreck.

Snowjacking

When the snow is so treacherous to drive in you invite a complete stranger to steal your car so you won't have to drive.

Snow-do-di-o

When the snow makes you so crazy you think this a cute song lyric.

Snow way

When you think you are so clever you can say any stupid thing with "snow" in it and get a laugh.

Aftersnow

Like afterglow, but colder.

Snowdelabra

When you stick candles in the snow and light them up because no way is it a fire hazard, duh.

Snoedipus complex

When you want to marry the snow?.

Snokers

People who have to go outside the building to smoke even though no one plowed the parking lot and they're standing there in kneedeep snow and will probably get pneumonia.

Snowbulances

Emergency medical vehicles equipped with plows and sirens so they spray snow as they go to the ER.

Snifting

When snow is drifting in a desultory manner and moving itself from one snow bank to another just to make sure your front door won't open..

Snirling

When snow is swirling around in the air even though it has stopped snowing and you stupidly thought you might be able get out of your stupid driveway.

Snowpoisoning

When you make snow shakes out of polluted snow.

Snowbody

As in "snowbody knows de trubble I seen."

Snowone

The number of people you see when the stupid snowplows never show up and you can't get out of your cul de sac.

Snonely

How you feel when the snow keeps you trapped in Tinyville and you never see another human being until spring.

Snootprints

The indentations in the snow made by your boots one half a second ago now rapidly becoming oversnowed and nearly invisible.

Sneau de parfum

What you get when you stupidly leave your toiletries out in the snow.

Snodorant.

The world's coldest antiperspirant, actually freezes sweat glands.