Walker... The Fastest

By Michael Butt

Once upon a time there was a greedy little boy on a greedy little street. He When he could he would walk around the streets and looked at all the middle class people. He did this so much that people began calling him Walker.

One day Walker thought to himself. "I will not be middle class like these people, I want to get all I can for myself, and if these people don't want to be rich to that is there fault. Walker walked about pondering this thought, then one day he met a rich man who was drinking a soda, for the purposes of copy write laws we will call him Coch.

"Pardon me little boy." said the rich man drinking a soda that we all know what kind it was but cant say because its copyrighted. "But I know how you can get rich. All you have to do is become a governor and pass a bill that kills the rights of workers to rebel against me and my friends and I will make you rich"

"But how?" Little Walker questioned not knowing people will not vote for a man who would ruin not only the lives of people but also the economy with such laws.

"This is simple." said Coch. "Just convince the stupid that they will get more money and that the states deficit will go away." Then Coch thought. "Do you see those idiots with little bags stapled to their heads?"

Walker looked puzzled when he noticed the man with a bag a tea stapled to his head, but shook his head in agreement.

"Those people look so dumb that I bet you could also take away the government benefits that help people and cost the rich like us money." Coch said as he handed the little boy named Walker an unmarked envelope.

"I am nervous, how will I talk to them, what if people rebel?" Walker asked.

"Simple take away the rights of protestors and ignore them, that's what Hitler did... and it worked." The Rich man smiled.

Little Walker then did as he was told and passed a bill even when anyone that was not greedy or stupid tried everything they could to stop it.

Hopefully not The End!