Walmart Woes!
I need some more!
Not a problem, I'll run to the store!
They are happy to see me
Greet me at the door!
Enjoy your shop with us...
Welcome back once more!
They're out of my brand
I curse out loud...
My smile is turned
Upside down to a frown
I pick a replacement
Probably tastes the same
No need to be picky...
No need to complain!
The lowest prices...
Roll backs galore
Then why is my pocket book
Empty when I walk out the door?
Come back and see us
The greeter says with an "evilish" grin
Knowing full well...
I'll come back again!
Published by Janet Hunt - Featured Contributor in Business & Finance
Janet Hunt is a freelance writing professional specializing in business and finance. She has published articles for such online publication sites as Demand Studios, Associated Content, and various other onli... View profile
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42 Comments
Post a CommentThat is so cute and TRUE! :-)
LOL and so true!! :-) Enjoyed!
I find Walmart is out of a lot of brands that I used to buy there and it's frustrating! Great poem!
LOL fun. My first piece here on AC was a fun story about a trip to Walmart...
WalMart greeters are of the devil! ;P
I like having fun at WalMart, try some of my great ideas.
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
3. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "Where are your tampons?"
4. Try on bras over top of your clothes.
5. Make a trail of lemonade on the ground, leading to the restrooms.
6. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "I smell sex and candy"
7. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
8. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10."
9. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
10. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
11. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catc
Cute! Seriously though, Love the clothes, but sometimes the cookies just aren't fresh.
I always complain about how much I hate going to Wal-Mart, but I always go back. However, I only go when I absolutely need to, like when I'm broke and need cheap groceries....
I have been advising people to spread the wealth around. We will be at the mercy of wl-mart soon if not.
I avoid walmart for the most part but I feel your pain with other stores...and they don't have greeters!! Great job!