Wang Newton: An Interview with Philadelphia's Pseudo-Celebrity

Wang Newton? Who is he? What is he? This mysterious Asian lothario has taken the city of Philadelhia by storm, loving and leaving ladies all across the nightlife landscape. Along with an immense list of romantic conquests, Newton's also become the host of several sucsessful parties and events at local clubs and bars. Associated Content caught up with Newton and got some info on this hot-to-trot Taiwanese tantalizer.

AC: So you were born in Taiwan? What was your childhood like?

Wang Newton:I was born in capital of Taipei, Taiwan. As young Wang, I always in spirit of R. Kelly (the 'Go-Getter' part, not the yellow shower part). I guess you can say I have a 'Taipei' personality!

AC:Tell me a bit about your mother...Connie Chung.

Wang Newton:...Mama Chung...She having special place in my heart even though I never met her. I must listen to my publicist and say 'no comment.'

AC:Are you close with your adopted uncle, Wayne Newton?

Wang Newton:I ruv [sic] Uncle Wayne! He have so much pizzazz and good heart. I never met him either, he very busy.

AC: On another hot topic: totally straight? Our readers must know if you swing!

Wang Newton:So sorry to disappoint...Wang ruvs the puddin', baby. I just effeminate, not real gaysian. Not even Half & Half (bi-sexual) or a Quarter-Pounder (liking man 25% of the time). Wang is, how do you say, 'metrosexual.'

AC: I bet you get a lot of poo-nanny, hunh?

Wang Newton: Wah? Tsunami? True Tranny? I try not to stir it up too much--very much incest in this town. Sheeet, is like four less than Kevin Bacon's 6 Degrees of Separation!

AC: Are you a one-woman man? Top or bottom?

Wang Newton: Let's see, there's Natalya, Shalika, Tamasi, Gabriela... Hm, I guess Wang not a top after all. I'm usually in middle!

AC:I've heard rumors of you dating a certain fire-crotched celebrity? True or false?

Wang Newton: False! Are you kidding me?! No fire-crotch for me. Trick preez, she too hot to handle.

AC:So now you're at Bump Lounge hosting karaoke every Wednesday. How'd that happen?

Wang Newton: I want to say 'danke schoen' to HX Philadelphia Magazine (hxphilly.com) for honor of hosting your Philadelphia raunch party at Pure. I also ruv you for supporting my short film, "Inner Wang," which lets the world know I am 'King of Karaoke.'

AC: During your first weeks at Bump, I saw you had a cast on your foot - how did you get hurt?

Wang Newton: This case was under investigation. You remember a certain Nancy Kerrigan? She mistaken me for my uncle Wayne Newton while he was on 'Dancing with the Stars.' Why she a hater? Luckiry, I only sprain ankle and had many nurses taking care of me. I may have pimp limp-but back on the good foot and doing the Wang Thang again!

AC: You've been rumored to be the opening act at the Beijing Summer Olympics. Isn't that a no-no for a Taiwanese?

Wang Newton: Chinese politics, baby. The Mainland very serious about their pop stars-one billion people were demanding Wang after winning 'Taiwanese Idol.' Let's just say I helping to keep the peace... For those readers who do not know historical controversy between China/Taiwan, you better aks somebody! Or, just Google it. Anyway, how can Wang turn down an event with so many #1 champions?

AC: How was your stint in Rehab? Learn anything?

Wang Newton: They did try to making me go to rehab...but my answer was not small Amy Winehouse "No." It was more of a Whitney Houston "Hell-to-tha-hell-to-tha-hell-to-tha NO!" I don't have drinking problem, really.

Wang Netwon can be found 'ruving and reaving' them every Tuesday at Bump. For his biggest fans, A Shot At Ruv on February 13th and look for his WTF Party (Wild Tranny Fun) on March 12. bumplounge.com