Wanna Pluck? Daisy of Love Episode 2

Vh1 Reality Series, Daisy of Love

Briklin Stoffa
On the second episode of Daisy of Love, Riki informs the suitors they are going to participate in a show and tell challenge and the winner will receive a date with Daisy.Some of the guys have put thought into the items they present her with, while others were clearly demented or made from pure laziness. Weasel gives Daisy a necklace that has a daisy emblem, very cute in an elementary school type of way. But, then he decides to show her some photographs of himself riding his motorcycle. The first photo shows him popping a wheelie, then doing an unusual flip in their air, and then finally in a hospital bed since he apparently broke his back doing the tricks in the first place. Fox presents her with a rose and something they can't show on television, the item is bleeped out the entire time and never called by a name so I have no idea what it is.

The Professor gets up their and begins lecturing as if he is teaching a freshman literature class, he totally confuses everyone in the room by the time he is done. London decided to write her a song . His song plagiarized her song lyrics so that was an epic fail on his part. Flex produces a blowup transsexual doll that has a bloody neck and relates it to being him . 12 pack tries to be poetic by bringing dead flowers to symbolize his past , his attempt at symbolism is not quite understood by Daisy or the other men.Big Rig shows off his adorable son during his portion of the show and tell.Cage shows one of his belts he won, Brooklyn read a poem, Cableguy plays the saxophone, Sinister performs Micheal Jackson moves, and Toolbox performs his overused lame stripping dance routine. 6 gauge makes Daisy a cute little pink drink which she seems to really enjoy, then Chi Chi takes the stage to read an emotional tome about his father dying which Daisy says is beautiful and even the other guys stand and clap for him, which is really sweet. Flipper once again does a flip big surprise, he also attempts to rap and his subject his stuff about all of the other guys in the house . It was a lyrical abomination

Chi Chi, Weasel and 6 gauge win the date with Daisy for the following the day. Fox, Flex and London get detention scores since they did the worst .She gives the losing men a challenge of giving these 3 elderly lady lap dances and whoever does the best job will get to go along on the date with Daisy.London ends up winning the challenge and getting to tag along with Daisy and her other dates. Flipper becomes angry after people keep making remarks about his "diss rap" and he proceeds to tell them they are jealous and challenge CableGuy to hit him. He informs CableGuy that his eyes go every which way in the hopes Cableguy will sock him in the jaw. Once he realizes he cannot provoke CableGuy he smashes a bottle over his own head which causes blood to spew from his face, and at that point he tries to put his hands on CableGuy once that doesn't work he proceeds to pull his pants down to expose his rear to the crowd and turns around and exposes his genitals as well before walking off.Flipper gets the bright idea he should go talk to Daisy at which point he tries to compliment her and also be rude to her at the same time .

Daisy tries to be nice and understanding of his situation but he then decides to flip her off and then she tells him to get out and slams the door , definite wrong move on Flipper's part . In fact, Flipper's actions all night have been wrong .Once Flipper leaves the house, Big Rig and Flex decide to piss into his shoes for entertainment purposes which I must admit is rather unusual. Brooklyn is deep in conversation with his ex girlfriend back home who insists that if he makes out with anyone they are definitely over. Shouldn't they have been definitely over when he decided to go on a dating show ? Then Brooklyn's girlfriend proceeds to call at least 50 times the rest of the evening and tells anyone who will answer the phone, "Chris has a girlfriend," then will hang up and repeat the cycle. Every guy in the house has talked to the psycho girlfriend at least one time at this point.

The date at the beach is rather uneventful other than the new facts we learn about Weasel . He was married for quite some time, used to work in opthalmology, and now is only concerned with getting enough money for gas and beer.On the way home from the date 6 gauge decides to snitch on Brooklyn about the woman calling the house to Daisy. Daisy does confront Brooklyn about the mystery women and he does confess that it is his ex girlfriend. Once the elimination ceremony rolls around the final people left with no chain are Brooklyn, Weasel and Professor. Daisy decides to keep Brooklyn around because she appreciates his honesty and lets Weasel and Professor go home.

Published by Briklin Stoffa

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