Want Clear Skin? Try Peeing on Your Face!

Talk about things that make you go "Bleech!" Introducing the "Facial Pee" (as I like to tactlessly call it) the facial astringent regimen that requires little more than a glass of water, a washcloth, and a bathroom. Oh yeah, and your extremely open mind and natural bodily function. Bear with me now, for your acne-ridden woes may very well be over once you've read this. Or you may just decide that pimples don't seem so bad after all considering the treatment you COULD be going through to correct them.

"Facial Peeing" is exactly what it sounds like it is. It is the act of relieving yourself (aim is pretty damn important) into a washcloth (a cotton ball was recommended by my source, but I recommend the washcloth, unless it's a HUGE honkin cotton ball) and applying the hot, yellow ysaturated mass directly to your freshly washed and scrubbed face. The reasoning behind all this is that apparently urine has a high acidity, but being of a natural substance can be applied directly to one's own face without the harsh chemicals and fillers of your typical astringent and not cause allergic reactions, rashes, and all other side effects that your traditional facial astringents can afflict on us.

However, I can think of one side effect of putting your pee on your own face- it's GROSS. (and smelly, I might add- in a salty/sweet sort of way, somewhat like the way boiling honey smells). Granted, the actual users of "facial pee" claim that it really does act as an excellent form of facial sloughing and tightening and takes actual control of shine and acne producing oils (without the common drying of the skin, I'll add). So it sounds tempting, but who is likely to try it?

Imagine opening up "Cosmo" and finding the secret to clear skin being the "facial pee" (only they'll have to call it something else- I may put a trademark on my term, he he). Just pee pee away into your cute little washcloth and turn your face into the blushing beauty you've always wanted to be.Just keep a six foot distance from your friends and loved ones, lest you want them to catch wind of your diaper-smelling concoction. I do believe though that typically one is supposed to wash off the astringent before venturing out of the bathroom .At least that's what I would do, anyhow.

Will "facial peeing" ever catch on? Not in a public sense, anyway. One can only wonder how many people who have heard of "facial peeing" grimaced and joked about it amongst their peers but once in the privacy of their own bathroom at tinkle time were reaching for the washcloth (or really really huge cotton ball) to try out this strange remedy for themselves. How many people reading this article right now are thinking of trying it for themselves? You? Oh come on, you know it's crossing your mind, at least a little.

I know what you're thinking, have I tried the "facial pee" for myself? Well, I'm damned if I answer, damned if I don't. If I say no, all y'all will think I'm lying, and if I say yes you'll all go "Eeew!" EVEN THOUGH YOU KNOW YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT IT!! So what I am going to say is mind your own beeswax and either man up and try it or punk out and pretend you don't want to. All I know is from my research, I've heard it has glowing results.

So you may want to give the "facial pee" a try. It's free and certainly non-toxic, and just may be the answer to clear, golden (showers) skin. Who knows? It may be the best thing in skin care remedies, and it's only a glass of water away.