Warthog

You may have heard

You are uglier than a dirty turd

Yes you abominable snowman

You belong in the trashcan

Or maybe a frying pan

You are scary and violent

Yet everyone thinks you are silent,

That you don't exist

Yet I say you do

You killed all those climbers...didn't you

You have three balls

It's like when an angel falls

By the way, I want to go to Niagara Falls

Some call you the yeti

But you look like a big lady

I think it would be cool to meet you

And give your body a ballin' hair dew

You only live in the snow

But why not, I'll put you in the rainforest

Here we go!

It would be awesome to shoot you down

So I can get a dumbass crown

But in the end I would figure out it wasn't a yeti

It was just Chris and he was being smelly

I would then go to jail and have a fit

But my rear would turn into a banana split

Oh Mr. Yeti, how you tricked me

Next time,

Chris you're going into a cactus tree