We Four Bums (sung to the Tune of We Three Kings)
A Parody
We four bums in a rickety car
heading south, we've traveled so far.
Bald and bashful, going to Nashville
Just to see our favorite star.
Ohhhhhhhhh Dolly Parton, is the best
with a body of large breasts
We're a hoppin, to see them floppin
distance is no great quest.
From a farm in a small little town
We never let distance from Dolly
get us down.
One more mile and then we'll smile
Just to see our country girl.
Ohhhhhhhhhh Dolly Parton, is the best.
With a body of large breasts.
We're a hoppin to see them floppin
distance is no great quest.
© Copyright 2006 Kackie
Published by Kathleen Shaeffer
Retired from 26 years of Chid Care,and happily married to the man of my dreams, who was my inspiration for most of my poetry. Published one book "Kackie's Book of Poetry", out in paperback. I also make water... View profile
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2 Comments
Post a CommentThat one was funny.
hahahaha Kathy - very good! I wonder how many carol-singers will sing this version!