Wednesday - Hump Day

How Hump Day Got It's Name

Jennifer Uselton
Mr Monday and Miss Tuesday were married.
Nine months later, baby Wednesday was due.
Mrs Tuesday said to her beloved, "My dear, you KNOW I love you!

But the next time you say, (in a romantic way),
I think we should kiss, and go hit the hay!

I'll remember that mush and how hard I did push,
and I think I'll pass on "hump day"."

So, the couples love life was never the same.
That's how baby Wednesday earned his nickname.

Published by Jennifer Uselton

President of JKU World, a writing and speaking website that caters to teams, organizations, businesses, and schools. Co-founder of The Creative Match, a Creative Consulting Company with a team of profession...  View profile

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