Weird Craigslist.org Postings: Concrete, Dog Poo and Crimefighters

Sometimes Craigslist.org is less than helpful, but can sure brighten your day. You just have to laugh at some of the stuff people will post on this internet classifieds site. Here is a quick sampling of the weirdest ones on Craigslist right now. Though there are more every day! All misspellings are directly copied from the Craigslist ads.

Detroit - Moped Need Radio
im looking for someone who can build me a box to house a pair of 6 x9 speakers and a radio so i can mount on the back of my scooter pay is neg

So... you have a scooter... and are willing to pay for a great stereo system in it... What if it rains? Maybe this person should craigslist.org themselves a car.

Toledo - Could This be You?
Local crime fighting super league looking for an arch rival or group of super villains to do battle with on a regular basis.

Crime fighter group members include King Renegade (the muscle), The Pharmacist (the brains) and Big Time ADL (the wild card). These men form the group Super Best Friends Forever Club.

Villains please contact.

Well, villains? Hop to it. Crimefighters await. By far the weirdest post I've ever seen on craigslist.org.

Monroe, MI - Free Broken Concrete
Free broken concrete. 10' x 1' x 8" section broken into large pieces. Free to whoever wants to come get them. More will be available soon.

Just in case broken concrete would be useful to you. You know. For your home improvement projects, for that nice broken-sidewalk look.

Milan, OH - Pooper Scooper Needed
Help! We're looking for someone with some time to do a spring pooper scooper clean up of our backyard. We have two medium-sized dogs and a fenced yard. If you are interested please contact us.

Thanks!

Yes. Come to our house and clean up after our dogs. It's like being a nanny and changing diapers...sort of. I'm a firm believer in cleaning up after your own pets, but maybe some enterprising young person will answer this ad and see what their life will look like after high school. (Unless the economy is really getting better.) At least they said thanks.

Kennebunk, Maine - Ham Bone
This was a great Easter ham... All that is left is this nice juicy bone. Perfect for a pea soup....which me wife doesn't care for! It's in the freezer waiting for a new home.

Yes, a ham bone. Why wouldn't you want a stranger's ham bone?

Those are some weird posts, Craigslist.