Weird Dream
Had a dream the other night,
It was very strange indeed.
A purple elephant was at my door
Carrying a greenish bead.
The bead had magical powers.
It could change wood into glass.
The elephant gave it to me
Along with some elephant trash.
A donkey next knocked at my door.
He gave me a rake and a kite.
He then ate an apple from my apple tree
Which he said was out of sight.
Next came a fancy ostrich,
Her name was Gertrude McClain.
She brought me an orange flavored cookie
That she got from a store in Spain.
My dream kept getting more bizarre.
Thank goodness it didn't last.
After awhile I got out of my bed
Relieved as I then passed gas.
It was very strange indeed.
A purple elephant was at my door
Carrying a greenish bead.
The bead had magical powers.
It could change wood into glass.
The elephant gave it to me
Along with some elephant trash.
A donkey next knocked at my door.
He gave me a rake and a kite.
He then ate an apple from my apple tree
Which he said was out of sight.
Next came a fancy ostrich,
Her name was Gertrude McClain.
She brought me an orange flavored cookie
That she got from a store in Spain.
My dream kept getting more bizarre.
Thank goodness it didn't last.
After awhile I got out of my bed
Relieved as I then passed gas.
Published by Steven West
I have a passion for creative writing and political discourse. Happily married for over 24 years, I have 2 children and work with special needs kids in the public schools. I enjoy making people laugh and sm... View profile
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1 Comments
Post a CommentI enjoyed this fun poem! Definitely a gas problem!