Weird News: Santa and His Sexy Christmas Strippers and the Naked Mailman

Beloved Frosty the Snowman Murdered and Dirty Little Secrets in the Bathroom

Sherri Granato
We live in a strange world that changes from day to day, and most of us have learned to expect the unexpected, but many of us do not fully understand how to grasp it because it comes to us at record breaking speeds. Headlines appear out of nowhere that shatter the reputations of our favorite icons and weird ordeals keep us on our toes in preparation of things to come. Lessons are learned along the way in the hope that we can possibly avoid these strange, odd and totally weird annoyances from happening to us. For some, it is as though we have entered the Twilight Zone where horror, fantasy, fiction and non-fiction are all intertwined, and it is playing with our heads and twisting the realities of what we know and believe into something that we just cannot grasp because it is just too far fetched to conceive.

Weird News

Spreading Holiday Cheer in the Buff

A 52-year old Wisconsin mail carrier attempted to spread holiday cheer to an unsuspecting stressed out 21-year old office worker by delivering her mail to her while totally naked in an attempt to make her cheer up. In his defense, the man claims that he was merely responding to a dare made by the woman, who claims that she in no way enticed him to deliver her special package in freezing temps while donning no more then a mail bag and a smile.

Who Murdered Frosty?

The guilty culprit is none other then an unidentified city bus driver. The man was so distraught over plowing down the childhood icon that he resigned from the Champaign-Urbana Mass Transit. Today's Ann Curry reports that Frosty's murder was caught on tape which later proved to be nothing more then a prank. The Illinois bus driver has since been reinstated to his prior post at the wheel.

Special Delivery: Strippers for Christmas

"Attention to all Men seeking eye candy for the holidays" The Stripper Mobile has rolled into Las Vegas, Nevada. Santa, along with several of his exotic dancers donning bright red sexy bikinis, long red dresses worn over leggings can be seen bringing in holiday cheer through the clear plastic sides of the Déjà Vu's truck. The strippers are literally making men rise to the occasion. That is the occasion of the Christmas spirit of giving donations for a great cause. The donations are for local charities in the southern Nevada area, and the adult playground on wheels has no problem hauling in the dough. The exotic dancers managed to strip $19,000 from willing men during the previous year's exhibition. This certainly brings a new depth to the cheerful holiday term "Ho Ho Ho".

Bathroom Secrets: Sex and Gossip

Both Men and women have been known to tell deep dark secrets while engaging in conversation during public potty breaks, but did they realize that someone is probably eavesdropping behind one of the many bathroom stalls while they were spilling their guts. A recent survey given by Georgia-Pacific, the makers of Quilted Northern bath tissue claims that nothing is safe in the bathroom when it comes to sharing juicy tidbits. Sex, careers, vicious gossip, and romance are all just part of the deal while visiting the loo. When asked about the comfort level of gabbing in the bathroom, the vast majority of people said that they were more uncomfortable with the human noises and odors that came from the chore of performing natural bodily functions behind small public non-private cubicles then by discussing normally off limits personal things.

Sources:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40656640/ns/local_news-chicago_il/

http://bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2010/12/06/5599201-potty-talk-secrets-we-share-in-the-loo

http://www.jsonline.com/

Published by Sherri Granato

Sherri is a freelance writer who was born in Delaware, but currently lives in southwestern Pennsylvania. She has traveled the United States extensively in search of everything from the best to the strangest...  View profile

  • Both Men and women have been known to tell deep dark secrets while engaging in conversation.
  • The Stripper Mobile has rolled into Las Vegas, Nevada.
  • Spreading Holiday cheer one laugh at a time.
Headlines appear out of nowhere that shatter the reputations of our favorite icons. We have entered the Twilight Zone where horror, fantasy, fiction and non-fiction are all intertwined.

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  • Sheri Fresonke Harper2/3/2011

    Missed this one, lol:)

  • Zona Zirconia12/30/2010

    great article; thanks for sharing; Happy New Year

  • Kristie Leong M.D.12/27/2010

    We really do live in a strange world. More proof of it. :-)

  • Jack Wellman12/21/2010

    I agree with Michelle. Its so strange that it MUST be true. What a world. Merry Christmas to you and hope its a more "normal" one. LOL

  • J.E. Ward12/20/2010

    Ho ho ho. I love your sense of humor.

  • Sherri Granato12/20/2010

    That is what makes it such weird news Robert. No strippers for me.

  • Robert Lee Alford12/20/2010

    What do strippers have to do with Christmas, of course I'm all for it.

  • Patricia Sicilia12/19/2010

    Oh, I've heard some doozies from behind a bathroom door!

  • Carla Fuentes12/19/2010

    wow is right very interesting

  • Zona Zirconia12/17/2010

    excellent ♥ thanks for sharing

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