Welcome Home, Goblin

Welcome Home, Goblin, they say,
We know you'll love it here.
It's true, you're named Goblin...
It's true, you're coming home near Halloween.
Yes, you're even a black cat.
But you're not really a Goblin at all, are you?

Mew, says Goblin, you don't really know me...
I'll shred your toilet paper, chase the kids and chase bugs.
I'll make noise and stalk at all hours of the night,
Especially on Halloween.
You see, I may not BE a Goblin, but my name is.
I'll spook and scare, all night long on Halloween,
then curl up in your favorite chair.

Happy Halloween Goblin, and welcome home! May we spend many more Halloweens together!