Werewolves Love Celebrities!

Nothing can stop a werewolf dead in its tracks so much as a celebrity sighting. Few people know this about werewolves, but they are absolutely celebrity crazy. Moreso than regular folks even.

Why do werewolves go gaga for Hollywood stars? That much is not known. But what we do know is that nearly every celebrity from Bjork to Liberace has, at one time or another, encountered a star-struck werewolf.

Through the power of psychic premonitions, I have sketched some of these encounters. If there is a particular celebrity you'd like to see depicted here, please drop a note in the reply box at the bottom of the page.

In the meantime, here are some of the celebrity werewolf encounters that have come to me through the psychic ether. Click on the name.

Erik Estrada

Back in the 1980s, Erik Estrada and the cast of CHiPs liked to go picnicking in the Angeles National Forest north of La Canada-Flintridge during filming. Turns out, werewolves also enjoy visiting the woods.

Melissa Gilbert

This vision came to me while waiting in the checkout line at Home Depot. The man ahead of me was carrying a stack of 2x4s. The wood atop the stack had a strange-looking knot in its finish. Upon closer inspection, I saw that the blemish bore a perfect resemblance to actor Zach Galifianakis. So I rubbed the tips of my fingers against it to conjure the psychic image.

The premonition came to me in such a rush that I lost control of my extremities causing me to shake man's lumber. I snapped out of it after a few seconds and the customer told me to please not touch his wood.

Rainn Wilson

If you're not a celebrity, you probably don't realize that every office comes with an office wolfman. But they do. And sometimes uncomfortable situations can arise.

Will Ferrell

No celebrity has ever been killed by a werewolf. At least not on purpose. But that doesn't mean those in a celebrity's entourage are safe from collateral damage. This event happened while actor Will Ferrell was visiting a Hunting Beach dojo.

This event was so traumatic that it's doubtful Ferrell will talk about it if asked. So don't.