Whacked Basketball with NOVABBL!!!

Allright, many of you are aware of some of the Flag Football shenanagains, craziness and competitiveness that surrounds Novaffl. Well, let me tell you something, which you are imminently in for.

"NOVAFFL BASKETBALL YOU LAZY MOFOS."

You are in for more chaotic, karate-kicking fun on Thursday Nights in Annandale VA at the late hour of 9PM.

What is the Madcap talking about you question?

WHAT: Hot-headed crazy motherfuckers, hooping in and around Little River Turnpike, Alexandria, VA, in a medium sized gym, with unforgiving rims.

WHO: Novaffl veterans and old folgies.

WHERE: Annandale Terrace Elem

Annandale, VA 22003 US

7604 Herald St
Annandale, VA 22003

HOW: Just show up and enter in the gym. First come, first serve. Show up late and you might sit.

WHEN: Every Thursday Night at 845PM.

The problem: Not enough players, to play full court.

The problem: Old motherfuckers, telling the Madcap to calm down for acting like a maniac, by doing judo moves while playing hoops.

NOVABBL VETERANS:

Playa D: Sarcastic Ass Commish of Novabbl. Known as a dangerous FORWARD and a tall dude with precision jump shooting ability, he has been in the game since 2007, running the courts with the best of them. He heads this little group up and leads the takeover from the oldies. Know for errant passes he is better when he shoots.

Yiggity Yang: His quickness translates into several steals, albeit missed jump shots. Think he will give it to you in the post, yeah that's no bet, that's Yang's mother-fucking shot - he hits this consistently and all the time with alarming alacrity. A great defender, he will steal the ball from you, but know not what to do with it.

Andy bennet: Possibly one of the purest three-point shooters in the "old-man" club, be careful before he rips threes in your eye. Want him on your side as a defender? Nah, again that's no bet, his motherfucking ass gets tired, and is only good for a few games. Oh shit that's all we play anyway.

Kevin mcgrath: In the past, this resourceful mic. has secured gyms for the old veteran crowd. He is a superb ball handler, manning the point for every team. Comparatively, his 2 for 12 three point shooting will wow you as well.

Jason gentili: Plays less of an organizational role with this crew but shows up to play. For some reason he obtains rebounds like a mUg, but refuses to stay outside the perimeter. A capable guard, don't ask him to hold the ball very long or again, that's no bet. He is best at drives to the hole.

Coach D: A well-rounded player skilled at inside play and the occasional 5 foot shot. Ask him to go beyond that and your ice skating on a 40 degree pond surface.

WB: Showed up one time where his dramatic speed translated into erratic ball control and wickedly unpredictable ball movement that scared himself silly. Has been AWOL since then with the meetup kickball crowds.

Groverb: Showed up one time in Alexandria and left because the floors were too slippery.

Algie: Showed up one time, and was awed by the competition, never to return.

Joe Schnitt: Abandoned his selfish NOVAFFL ways and showed up a handful of times to contribute with some Yang-esque corner shots.

B.Hidd: His surprisingly small but powerful stature makes him a devastating and overachieving rebounder. Ask him to make a shot outside a 2 foot-hoop radius and yourin fora world of "I gots nexts."

Nique: A great shooter, his fouling was second to none. Sometimes lazy defense was punctuated by flagrant fouls.

Kofi: A good guy, but fouled every play. You know the type, face-guarding tools who cant play. Nevertheless, a good friend right Grov?

Thailand Guy:This motherfucker was envied by every NOVABBL player. Dude was playing on a fake leg and still schooling peeps left and right. A true NOVABBL icon.

Stuart or Rupert, dam his name escapes me: He is one of the more well-rounded players, a super-mario brother with no real weaknesses, and may be the best shooter. His attitude often gets in the way of fun with angry comments and some notion that he always gets fouled.

Old White men: You know the deal with these dudes. Past their prime, but still have some cheap skills they utilize. They know the game better than anyone and get upset at the nuances brought by the Madcap. They try to keep these games close knit until I open up the gates of hell, ruining their shit. They either laugh at my jokes or I will bring 50 players and they can sit all day. A glaring weakness in these folgies is to change the game from half to full court and they will beg for a breather.

Madcap: Although a broke ass knee mofo, capable of playing one high impact sport a week, a dangerous competitor. Chaotic as they come, he will score 20 or 2 depending on the moon's light. Ask him to jump on a hurt knee or dribble, that's no wager.

Former Old White Guy Founder: This was a cool cat who originally got us started, but then dissapeared. He was a respectable down low man, even though his response was incoherent when asked if he ever did any situps.

Can you make this list?