What to Do when Your Board

Figuring out what to do when your board can be very difficult. When your board you usually feel very lethargic and unmotivated and only a really good, fun sounding idea will be able to motivate you to get up and do something. To help you get through those moments of boardom then, we've written this handy guide to 4 things to do when your board.

What to do when your board: Go dumpster diving

This first idea for what to do when your board is somewhat dangerous although very amusing. Try not to go dumpster diving in an area where vagrants hang out or behind medical centers, or else you run the risk of being stabbed by loose syringes. When your board try going dumpster diving behind malls or shopping centers: you may find yourself in possession of some free merchandise. Also, when your board, feel free to dig through your neighbor's trash. One man's trash is another man's treasure and you'd be amazed what you can learn about someone through what they throw out.

What to do when your board: Water board yourself and your friends

When your board one of the most entertaining things you can consider doing is torturing yourself or others! Most people think that water boarding really can't be that bad, after all, it's only a little water in the face! Well, if your board, why don't you try waterboarding yourself! All you need is a board, some restraints (optional), a rag and a container of water. Just lay the victim down on the board so that their head is at a negative incline. Place the rag on their face and arrange it so it molds with the shape of their mouth and nostrils and pour water down the person's face and into their nose and nostrils. This will fill the person's entire upper respiratory system with water while keeping the lungs empty and your friend from asphyxiating. It effectively stimulates the sensation of drowning and is perfect for a fun, trauma-inducing activity on a dull day.

What to do when your board: Go LARP-ing

Live-action role playing is pretty much the perfect activity to engage in when your board. Just pick your favorite universe and find a group who role plays it and you can spend endless hours creating costumes, personas, and interacting with other people. When your board, what better activity is there than to engage in adventures so wild that they could never exist in the real world?

What to do when your board: Write articles with intentional typo's

When your board, trying writing an online article while intentionally adding in typos. Then see how many hits you get because people mispelled the same words while using a search engine. You can waste time and get paid at the same time! It worked for me didn't it ; ) ?