What Did the Hog Say to the Barkeep

So anyway, this hog goes into this bar, to see what he could see, he was as big as a car, how much bigger could he be, he turns to the bar keep and says, something off the top of his head, to which the bar keep replies, enough of your lies, seeing you I always dread, and if you're not laughing by now, I must have done something wrong, is my first joke anyhow, maybe I should just write a song. Or maybe just maybe you know exactly what was said, and maybe just maybe you are going to tell me instead. You see this started off to be an email, and at some point I said what the hell, and decided to make it a poem??? Think I'll go eat a woem. Don't laugh I am allowed to make up my own words, cause I am the one being absurd's. and like the BEEEEE GEEEE's would say at this point in time: OH Darling, please believe me, I'll never Yada Yada Yada. So what did the hog say to the bar keep?