What Does the Love Calculator and Ashton Kutcher Have in Common?

The Love Calculator calculates between two names resulting in an approximate percentage of compatibility. It's like using the Magic 8 Ball to figure out the calculation of love. The key to the Love Calculator numeric scale system is to get as close to triple digits as possible.

I had a little fun with the Love Calculator. First I wanted to see what the Love Calculator placed me and Albert Einstein. Oh I'm cooking. We are a 91% match with a high regards to relationship survival. E meet mc squared. With Charlie Sheen it is, again, 91%. Then there's Lyndon B. Johnston next to me, a disturbing 94%. It just goes to prove you should never trust the Magic 8 Ball.

Barack Obama and Barack Obama only have a 62% survival rate in compatibility. Adam and Eve only have a 59% chance of survival in love. Mary and Joseph are doing far worse at 45%. God and I only have 38%, that's bad.

The Skipper and Ginger had 41%. The Skipper would have been better with Gilligan by 6%. But nothing beat out Paula Abdul and Steven Tyler. They sunk to 14%. Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler reached a whopping 16% survival rate in love.

But then Elvis entered the calculation interfering with my quest for a triple digit match. Yes, Elvis and I sit at 1% - 1. U.S. and China got the same percentage - 1. Meaning, Elvis has just left the fantasy.

The Love Calculator is a fun tool to play around with but is not a fortune telling device. It is not going to help you find true love. If you really want to find 67% of true love take Mr. and Mrs. Kutcher's advice.

"I hate Valentine's Day!"

Valentine's Day should be every single day according to Ashton Kutcher in a 2010 Parade interview. The Love Calculator can be accessed any day of the year outside of site maintenance. Therefore, they too celebrate Valentine's Day each day rather than one day a year.

Count on Ashton Kutcher to spread love thick as he fears what most fear - that on Dec. 21, 2012 Domino's may not be delivering. Jokes aside, Ashton is a man in love and created a song to prove it.

Recently Ashton and Scout (Demi's daughter) Willis released a song called "My Sober" which was downloaded onto YouTube. Over 300,000 views in 5 days. The delicate light spoken song is quaint, peaceful, predictable. But mostly, with a hint of love - in a semi-addictive way.

Demi Moore Kutcher's recent Sundance Film Festival appearance shared a glowing Mrs. Kutcher. Determined, delightful, a woman in love. Having Valentine's Day daily works for the couple. The Kutcher camp couldn't be more, what's the word, happy. And in love.

Love, a many splendid thing. But if you can't fit romance or sweet getaways into your schedule or finances then just be patient. You'll always have February 14th.

From all of us to all of you, Happy Valentine's Day each day of the year!

Source(s): Love Calculator; Parade / 2010; YouTube.com (My Sober); Lori Lane, LA Jan. 28, 2011