What Hollywood Stars Have Taught Us

This article is sarcastic and funny but true. Hollywood stars have taught us many things these lessons can be something we can take to heart.

Lesson 1 Underwear is always optional especially when surrounded by adoring fans while we get in and out of a limo. Britney Spears taught us this earlier this year.

Lesson 2 If you have a enough money you can recover from almost anything including drugs, alcohol, bad marriages, etc. You just need a place to go that is a very expensive country club type rehab.

Lesson 3 If your rich and famous you can say just about anything even if it offends other races and ethnic groups. You can be anti-semantic and get away with it. You don't have to like gays and you can let the world know it.

Lesson 4 There is no such thing as aging gracefully. Especially if you have enough money to afford Botox injections and plastic surgery. If you breasts are too big or too small no problem.

Lesson 5 Who cares if your shoes cost $500 or your purse costs even more. If you are rich enough you can waste your money on ridiculous expenditures. Why shop at K-Mart when you can have it all.

Lesson 6 If your rich and famous driving drunk and taking drugs is the in thing to do. After all you can always get out of it with your money and power.

Lesson7 If you get into trouble you can always petition the governor to get you out of jail. However, you may not always win over the governor. Be ready to spend a few days in jail. There is always time off for good behavior.

Lesson 8 Relationships are great especially if you have a film crew shoot it 24 hours a day and examine your every move. If you have small children and you have an addiction problem its even better. New couples are the best for this as you try to adjust to married life.

Lesson 9 You can never be too thin. Food is not necessary you just need lots of Red Bull and Starbucks coffee until your no longer hungry. Caffeine will see you through who needs food anyway.

Lesson 10 If your rich just plan as big a wedding as possible after all your love is shown in how much you spend. If your marriage ends up in trouble no big deal cause when you love yourself more than anyone else breaking up is not hard to do.

This is what we have learned from Hollywood. How can you go wrong with all the Hollywood stars who have proven these lessons work.