What If Women Had Multiple Husbands?
Mormon Men Have Multiple Wives, What If Women Had Multiple Husbands?
This is what I would look for! Assuming of course that I could get them and that they would want to marry me. But we are looking at this as if they would want to marry me in the first place.
Number one, I would have a husband that made lots of money, (Yeah right then what would he need me for?) Of course he would be young and handsome and devoted to only me.(snicker, snicker, snicker)
Number two, I would have one that was extremely romantic and full of compliments by the truck load. He would be loving, kind, and hang on to every word that came out of my mouth. He would take me to dinner and hold doors open for me and tell me how ravishingly beautiful I am. (You should see me laughing now.)
Number three, I would pick a husband who loved to cook, buy groceries and whenever I didn't feel like cooking he would say, "Oh sweetheart you just watch movies and I will cook for us tonight." He would also do the laundry and cleaning. He would make clothes for me too, that is if number five didn't want to.
Number four, This one would be a fixer, yard worker, landscaper. He would also have a drop dead gorgeous body, and tan from working outside. All the women in the world would be jealous of me having this hunk around all the time. Oh yeah, he would also be a pool boy. We are assuming that number one husband would provide all these extravagances. He would rub lotion on my body and well, we won't go there.
Number five, This husband would be gay. Yes, you heard me he would be gay. Why? Well why do you think? He would be gorgeous too and I would allow him to have his boyfriend, but he would of course be, sympathetic, loving kind, and he would love to talk, and express feelings. We could commiserate, and talk about our emotions and decorating, art, music. He would be my best male friend.
Number six, This one, well I think you may have figured out what this one would be. He would be handsome, madly in love with me and ravage my body and be a sex machine. Of course it wouldn't be purely physical, he would be so thrilled to be one of my husbands that he would want to posses me whenever I was willing ready and able. He would do whatever he could to fulfill my every desire.
Oh no I forgot I have to have one to do massages. Well better yet, they all would be excellent at giving massages, so I could have one anytime I wanted. They would all be a lot of fun for vacations too or I will take number five and six with me and let number one pay for all of it.
I would have one day to rest, all to myself. I could go do whatever I wanted to Well of course I could do whatever I wanted to anytime. But this day would be mine, mine, all mine.
I know, I know, you are thinking what is in it for them? Well yeah, I thought about that too. The Mormon men get away with it though, and what is in it for their wives? Well anyway the whole thing is pretty stupid. But the fantasy was a lot of fun. Now I want to ask you what would you want if you had to pick multiple husbands?
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Post a CommentWomen have hundreds of times more nerve endings in their vagina than males have in their prick and as a result a male's orgasm pales to a woman's. A woman feels it in all of her body for several moments and it can be repeated many times in a short time. A male's orgasm consists of a few throbs of his #$%$ and it is over in usually much less than a minute. He usually cannot have another one for several hours. Someone said that it is like Niagara Falls for women, a dripping faucet (no pun intended) for males. Because males can NOT repeat sex as often as women, it would make more sense for women to have more than one husband so that when one can not get it up, the others may be able to. One male would not be able to please several women without being worn out. Too many males already think only of their own pleasure but a smart male will assure his partner has an oragam each time even if his orgams pales to hers. Since women are the superior sex. a male's focus should be on pleasing HER far more then pleasing himself In all of nature, the focus is on the female and the male is only here to support her. We human males should focus on the women and how we can make their life better.
It only males sense for women and not males to have more than one spouse. There are a lot more women then males and the birth rate for males is decreasing so in the next 50 to 100 years, there will be an even larger surplus of women to the point that some researchs think that males are an endangered species. Of course much of this is due to how often males kill other males but all of this shows that women and not us males are the superior gender so women should be the ones who have more than one spouse. If we look at nature, the focus is on the female and the males are here to serve them so why should not human males do the same?
I love it Shana! You had me belly laughing. Great piece.
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If we were to add honesty to the present direction of human behaviour, We would then have a mutual polygamy world see www.SacredWarrior.org
This I must admit is interesting to me being a man and all. I can't imagine that any man would be interested in having multiple wives. There are many reasons for this. Can you imagine what divorce would be like in stead of loosing 60 to 70% it would be like 125%? There has to be some outer reason then sex. You can get that anywhere and no strings attached check out you local bars. You can find an array of desperate women lined up and waiting for there slob in shining beer goggles! Happy hunting ladies!
This devalues polyamory as an act of love between polygamists and polandarists, though I'm not complaining about its humor or the fact that monogamy and marriage could both use overhauls, beginning with marriage as institution to protest a sexual partner whether it is the person with whom you're most committed.
I would gladly allow my wife to have another husband. Think about it, once I am done with sex, I'm going to sleep. I'm spent. She can go on for hours. Sloppy seconds don't bother me. I love her and except anything she wants.
Please get your facts straight before assuming mormons practice polygamy. They haven't practiced it for over 100 YEARS & even then it was only about 15% of Mormons in the 19th century that practiced it. The current practicing polygamists in Utah and the surrounding states are fundamentalits with absolutely no ties to the Mormon Church. Mormon marriages are 100% manogamous. It is because of the media that false facts about Mormons & Polygamy are perpetuated. One thing to think about in terms of benefits to women in polygamous marriages, at least in the 19th century, was financial stability when women couldn't really work outside the home. Over half of the mormon pioneer men died on the plains coming to Utah & there were many widows & orphans. Men took on wives to take care of their many needs. Many think men only think about the sex in a polygamous situation...but a man thinking only of sex doesn't take on the emotional & financial needs of a woman. So, at the time, it worked for both m
lucky you Vonnie!