I didn't ask her gender,
I was a little concerned,
She walking like a spider,
Made me want to squirm.
She was as big as a house,
crushing my arm,
I looking for her spouse,
not meaning any harm (yeah right).
She had real long leggs,
tiny little feet,
a furry black body,
looking to eat.
Eggs underneath her,
not a second look I did take,
lets go have a toddy,
then look for her mate
Now what can I say,
anymore for you to read,
stay out of the hay,
my advice you should heed.
Published by Coffee Mugg
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3 Comments
Post a CommentAs in, pitchforks with REALLY long handles . . . so you can work from a distance . . . . a very long distance . . .
In the hay! Isn't that what pitchforks are for? ;-)
RAID!!!!!!!! LOL!!!