What to Do when Life Takes a Dump on You

When life takes a dump on you, you have to act fast. If you don't act fast you can get stinky rather quickly.

Nature Takes A Dump

When nature takes a dump on you, you get wet.

Life Taking A Dump

Life has a way of taking a dump on you in a special way. When the dump happens, you'll know it by the clues that are left behind.

STOP TAKING A DUMP

At times you may find this course of action helpful; look up into the sky and yell at the top of your lungs," STOP TAKING A DUMP ON ME!

Lightning

If you get a response of lightning; then I suggest you crawl back into the hole that you came out of.

Humans Take A Dump

Now when we humans take a dump; usually we're referring to something that happened in the bathroom. But, let's say you drive a dump truck and you drop your load. By load, I mean whatever you're hauling. The word, load; can have an entirely different meaning, which I won't get into.

What do you do when life takes a dump on you?

Here's your options:

• Yell and scream
• Cry like a baby and say," why me?"
• Come up with a plan to get through it
• Wallow in self-pity in the hopes that someone will feel sorry for you
• Set goals and follow through with a course of action
• Have an auction and sell your problems off to the highest bidder
• Do nothing and let the problems stir and fester as the pit of despair gets bigger and bigger
• Have a meeting with the smartest people you know and ask them what your course of action should be, and follow through with their advice
• Talk to someone, anyone

• Hopefully, this has been an eye opening experience of what to do when life takes a dump on you.

  P.S. Don't forget your umbrella, it just may save you from a lot of misery in a time of need.