What is a Mesomorph? Your Chris Jericho Education for Today

Since most WWE Raw fans appear to lack the vocabulary of Chris Jericho, the greatest figure in sports entertainment today, I have taken it upon myself to help educate the masses. Below are phrases taken from Chris Jericho's shoots on October 5^th's Raw. Definitions are provided for your benefit. They are followed by a brief translation in case the knowledge still has not downloaded to your brain.

Chris, you're welcome.

"Mass of Adipose Tissue"

Adipose Tissue, also known as body fat, is loose connective body tissue used to store energy in the form of fat. Adipose tissue can also serve to insulate and cushion the body. The amount of adipose tissue in the human body is the key factor in determining obesity.

Translation: "I see fat people."

"Gang of Mesomorphs"

A Mesomorph is a way of classifying someone who has a mesomorphic body type, characterized by large bones, solid torso, low fat levels, wide shoulders with a narrow waist. Mesomorphs are typically seen as popular and hardworking people.

Translation: "A group of big, muscular dudes"

Interpretive Note: I think Chris meant to use this as an insult, saying that these NFL linemen were a bunch of big guys with no brains. That, however, does not exactly fit the traditional understanding of a mesomorph.

"Miscreants"

As a noun, a miscreant is defined as one who behaves criminally or a vicious person.

Translation: "You people are low life criminals."

"Delinquents"

A delinquent (noun) is someone who is delinquent (adjective). To be delinquent is to be offending by violating a law or to be neglectful. It can also mean being overdue or late.

Translation: "You people are lazy."

"Tapeworms"

Tapeworms are parasitic flatworms that live in the digestive tracts of vertebrates. Some species have grown in excess of 100 feet in length. These parasites feed off of the tissue of their host.

Translation: "You're all a bunch of parasites."

I expect that the next time Chris Jericho speaks at a WWE live event, you will be able to better understand the greatness that streams from our silver-tongued orator. When you attend live events featuring Chris Jericho, you can turn around and tell the hypocrites around you to sit down and shut up so that all may hear Chris and be enlightened.