What You Never Want to Say to a Police Officer If You Are Pulled Over

If you are pulled over by a police officer, do you know some of the things you really should not say to them? Here are just a few things that may not go over to well with a police officer.

First when asked if you know how fast you were going you never want to say, "Well, you ought to know; after all you were keeping up with me."

Second if you are asked if you have been drinking you may not want to say, "Who me, (hiccup) I would never (hiccup)...what did you just ask me Mr. Policeman, I forgot. I am too drunk to remember anything."

Third when an officer asks you why you ran a stop sign or a red light it is not really advisable to blurt out, "Because I felt like it. Is that alright with you?"

Fourth a police officer never wants to hear "Well I just do not know where my driver's license is. Why do you want mine? Don't you have one of your own?"

Fifth a police officer slightly knows the difference when you say, "But officer that is oregano."

Sixth what an officer really hates to hear is "Yeah, I smoke it; but I don't inhale. So that keeps it from being illegal right?"

Seventh an officer also never wants you to say, "Officer, I was not speeding. All these other idiots are just going way too slow."

Eighth "But officer, my wife is in labor and I have to get her to the hospital.", does not cut it if there is no pregnant woman in the car.

Ninth when an officer asks you what happened to your taillight it is really not advisable to say "Oh, I backed into the car of the police officer who stopped me about an hour ago."

Tenth do not say to an officer "But officer, I know I was not speeding. My speedometer did not even move off of zero the whole time I was moving."

Eleventh if ever asked by an officer where you were going in such a hurry, it is really not advisable to say "No where. I just wanted to give you something to do."

Twelfth if an officer tells you that the vehicle you are driving is reported stolen, you probably do not want to say "But officer, I am just taking it for a test drive. I have only had it for about three days now. I will take it back at the end of the week, I promise. I have got to make sure it runs good."

So there they are, twelve things that you never want to say to a police officer if they pull you over.

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