What, No Rapture?
They Blew it Again!
It turns out Jesus didn't come.
Those rapturists should all feel dumb.
But to such feelings they're immune.
They'll just listen to another loon.
Those rapturists should all feel dumb.
But to such feelings they're immune.
They'll just listen to another loon.
Published by Peter Flom
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12 Comments
Post a CommentBeen here and I still like it.
Excellent-fun rhyming in this short, witty commentary. Orchiolum has a good point! ;)
Excellent-fun rhyming in this short, witty commentary. Orchiolum has a good point! ;)
Another day, another doomsday forecast. Excellent poem.
Cute!
Those who could most accurately predict a modern day apocalypse are probably those with the launch codes.
There are far too many sheep following idiots today, in religion and in politics!
I wish I was the one to start another loom. I'm a little jealous that Camping could raise millions of dollars and have so many followers. I can't seem to create such a popular myth. At least not yet.
I can't believe he got idiots to follow him.
Harold Camping's face must be very red right now. And yes, the Bible does warn us to beware of false prophets.