What Not to Write in a Father's Day Card

You'll Laugh, You'll Cry, but Most Importantly You Will Not Get the Crap Beaten Out of You by Your Dad by Following This Advice

C. Sherwood
C. Sherwood, Yahoo! Contributor Network
May 28, 2008 "Share your voice on Yahoo! websites. Start Here."
With such an overwhelming response to my advice for what not to write in a Mother's Day Card...for all of you who benefited from that advice, your welcome...I decided to follow it up with some more advice on what not to write in a Father's Day Card. So here we go: The top 10 things not to write in a Father's Day Card.

#1 Happy Fathers Day Dad! I got you a razor so we can tell where your head hair stops and your back hair begins.

#2 Happy Father's Day Dad! As you know we are expecting your third grandchild in a month, and little Anna was sitting on her mommies lap the other day rubbing her big belly and asked when you were due!

#3 Happy Father's Day! We got you a dog so you would have someone to blame it on.

#4 Happy Father's Day! We're sorry the dog we got you last year ran away, so we got you some GasX. Hopefully the next one will stick around longer now.

#5 Happy Father's Day! I need money.

#6 Happy Father's Day! Little Anna wants to know, did you know Burger King when he was a prince?

#7 Happy Father's Day! I'm sure glad I got my looks from mom.

#8 Happy Father's Day! Four mailboxes and two garage doors, I think that's a record! P.S. We're taking away your drivers license.

#9 Happy Father's Day! We got you a nice room in a Nursing Home!

#10 Happy Father's Day! We got you that breast reduction surgery. Now people will stop mistaking you for mom!

Once again, you're welcome. If you like my advice tell your friends and get them to visit this page. That way I don't have to write #5 in my Father's Day card this year.

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#3 Happy Father's Day! We got you a dog so you would have someone to blame it on.

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