What Are the Stupidest Ways to Die at a Young Age

Nick Mayer
Some people just cannot be trusted with their own lives. While many people can live a good life without doing anything too stupid, some are just plain stupid. These stupid people usually do not have any major harm done to them, but some of them actually have died because of their stupidity. As natural selection takes it's course, people die because they are just plain stupid. The following are things that some of the stupidest ways to die at a young age.

- Juggling Grenades - Please do not ever try this. A Croatian college student was once trying to impress people with his juggling skills at a party. Some people just do not know when a party trick goes too far. This man showed the world one of the stupidest ways to die as he accidentally dropped one of the grenades and it then exploded. The explosion killed him and harmed 6 people watching his stupidity. While this obviously was not on purpose, it was still one of the stupidest ways to die. What a waste of a life, maybe he was the one who was going to cure cancer? Probably not.

- "Fire ant" fire - This has to be one of the stupidest ways to die at such a young age. After police investigation, a woman was found on fire, dead, in her grassy field at her home in New York. The police could not find any evidence of a murder that took place, and they were right. There was no murder that took place to that caused the death of this woman. No person had actually even attempted to kill her. Smoking actually killed her. But not in the way that you would think. She had a habit of dousing ant hills with gasoline for some odd reason, and she decided to pull out a cigarette after demolishing the ant hill. This was not the best idea for obvious reasons as she instantly burst into flames and was killed. Some people just do not understand that smoking can kill you, and this is probably the stupidest way to die from smoking cigarettes.

- Feces Fall - Face it, nobody likes poop, and who ever thought that poop could actually kill someone? This is probably the stupidest way to die based upon pooping. In Arizona, at a small prison, a man decided to not use his toilet to expel his fecal matter. This was probably the stupidest thing he has ever done in his life, as he then proceeded to slip on his own poop and hit his head on the ground. This effectively killed him. Though it isn't the most cleanliness way to die or be killed, it really did the trick, and this was one of the stupidest ways to die to ever be recorded.

- Eagle Droppings - While this one was Fnot the person's fault, it is still one of the stupidest ways to die. More so just because of how stupid the entire story is! One day, in Greece, a bald man was standing outside and an eagle flew over his head. This already seems like a stupid way to die doesn't it? This seems harmless, but the eagle was carrying a turtle and thought the bald man was a rock to crack the turtle's shell on it. The turtle struck the man at full force and instantly killed him. Again, probably one of the stupidest ways to be killed.

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