What Turns Women On

I get so sick and tired of reading articles titled, "What Really Turns Women On" or "How to Turn Your Guy On in 10 Seconds." I mean really, isn't that sort of a matter of personal preference? For example, I personally know of a man that gets turned on, and thinks women get turned on, by rubbing the inside of his forearm against another person's skin. That sort of thing is not for everyone. It was kind of gross, in a way.

Considering it is a matter of personal preference, the list of things that turn women on is so incredibly long that I could never list them in one measly write up so I won't; and I'll spare you the mind numbing rehash of turn ons you can find all over the internet.

So what do I think turns women on? (Not that you care but now you know.)

1.)The waft of warm, clean guy skin you get right after he's showered. Someone should bottle that smell, sell it and call it Ode de Aroma-Horny. I'd buy it. That smell even beats out a fresh, brand new baby smell.

2.) Being easy. I do honestly believe that the majority of women are thrilled when they can convince a man to do anything they want them to. Power is indeed a turn on and has been referred to as "showing vulnerability" but let's be honest here; it's really just about the power and knowing you have it. My husband once let me shave his head with a bic razor. I was heady with power. Nothing made me want to jump his bones like knowing that at any second I could slice a good sized chunk of flesh out of his cranium if I wanted to.

3.) A high tolerance for pain. I can't speak for all women on this one but I do know there a lot of women who are turned on by how much pain a man can tolerate; myself included. It is just damn sexy when a man can take a beating and keep on eating. Some men have tender scalps.... That's what women are really thinking.

4.) The highly educated. It's true, women get turned on when they discover their man has a master's degree in oral hygiene, or at least a diploma in drilling. Somebody once said the biggest erogenous zone in the body is the brain. I wasn't referring to intellect.

5.) Spontaneity. If a woman tells a man she no longer wants to have sex in the bedroom but now only wants it in the kitchen and he's perfectly willing to go along with it; she's putty in his hands. No woman wants her man to get stuck in the same old rut day after day. No, she's turned on by a man that can put some thought into the process and keep it ever exciting.

There's more, as I said earlier but I'm not going to bother listing any more. If you disagree with my list or just want to add to it feel free to tell everyone on the internet what turns you on. Or for the guys, what YOU think turns women on.