What Weirdness is
A sepia-colored sky, the color of iced tea.
Weirdness is ...
A head hot enough to cook French fries.
Weirdness is ...
Farting through a straw.
Weirdness is ...
The spoon that stirs the sky.
Weirdness is ...
Tasting the air around you.
Weirdness is ...
Speaking to your pet and your pet speaking back.
Weirdness is ...
Things that go bump and grind in the night.
Weirdness is ...
Dating cartoon characters.
Weirdness is ...
Having children with cartoon characters.
Weirdness is ...
Driving to work in a toy vehicle.
Weirdness is ...
Licking the sky.
Weirdness is ...
Yellow lights in the night.
Weirdness is ...
Powdered water.
Weirdness has a bobble head.
Weirdness wants to scream out for no reason.
Weirdness is ...
What it is. Whatever it is.
Weirdness understands what weirdness is.
Published by Darren Stansbury
Darren Stansbury is a currently single and childless San Antonio native who loves writing and music. These are his only children. In addition to freelance writing he plays keyboards for the blues-rock/experi... View profile
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