What's Hot - Pippa, Emma Watson and Unicorn

Long articles provide in-depth detail
About the past, present and future.
The tips we need to finally succeed,
Entertainment stories full of gossip,
Breaking news meant to inform
And everything in between.

Sometimes all we really need
Is something shorter, something quicker.
Instead of articles, perhaps a poem
A lyrical, easy to view recap
Of everything news and how-to.

As of August 9, 2011
Just a few things you may want to know
Include references to both common and obscure
Such as Pippa, Xanadu and Gordon Ramsay
To unicorn and Beauty and the Beast.
Maybe not what you expected,
But highly trendy for the moment.

Pippa the royal wedding show stealer
Both fashionable and athletic
Now Britain's most eligible bachorlette
Becomes the star in many's hearts
After Kate Middleton said "I Do."

Gordon Ramsay, the foul mouthed chef
Entering our homes every week
With Master Chef, Hell's Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares
A true kitchen master and savior
A surprisingly compassionate man.

Here comes the strange surprise
With a mythical search phrase
Yet unicorn is making a strong showing
With The Adventures of Tintin poster
And the comparison of unicorns appearing
As likely as spending cuts in Congress.

While the Federal Reserve and the debt crisis
Are being searched by many
Frankly the majority are tired of hearing
The same arguments and negativity
And instead turn to something more fun
Like reality TV and Facebook games.

And on the note of something fun
Emma Watson is hitting the big screen
No, you won't see Hermione Granger
Instead, she's the new beauty
In the film adaption of Beauty and the Beast
Something Harry Potter fans will likely
Be eager to head off and see.

While so much more is going on,
No one can take in all
So if a different interest is on your mind
Type your term and you shall find.