What's the Story About Weather in Aruba?

Here's The Story...
After vacationing for many years in Aruba, a paradise island, this is the kind of climate you can expect year round.
Here is a sample long term weather forecast report for tourists.

An Aruba Weather Advisory will remain in effect for the next several decades, there will be NO tropical depression allowed.
All tourists should prepare for total "Tropical Paradise" conditions including all of Aruba.
Expect long periods of relaxing climates, sunshine, and warm trends with tropical breezes.
Throughout the Aruban region expect to find - people roaming in no hurry, their faces having large smiles, strangers greeting you in a friendly manner, many people whistling, singing, and somewhat in a daze or "in another world".

These are the symptoms & side effects of "One Happy Island" and most of Aruba's population has acquired ATRS, (Aruba Tropical Relief Syndrome) which is VERY contagious. If you have NOT acquired ATRS or any similar Aruba related symptoms - proceed immediately to the nearest white sand beach - near the crystal blue ocean water- preferably under a grass hut. Now inspect both your right and left hands. If there is no evidence of an island beverage ( FROZEN MARGARITA ) in either hand, promptly seek a professional local bartender for advice, remedy, prescription or medical attention. Above all plan and make sure you and a friend attend the next scheduled happy hour at your hotel for regular treatments.