What's Wrong Wit' Tommy "Tupperware" Hayfield

The story you are about to hear is true but the nemeses have been changed to predict the innocent and that's where the Tupperware shows up in this story. As negotiations go this one I'm involved in (I'm Tommy "Tupperware" Hayfield) with ESPN is involved--I just used the same word twice in one sentence...I'll be careful...I love Tupperware,I love Tommy "Tupperware" Hayfield...OHHHH, I was dreaming and falling asleep.

Before I forget Tupperware seals in the freshness and keeps food fresh and great-tasting and it is also a GREAT part time job for extra money. I once was scheduled to go to a Tupperware party where I thought I could meet some nice women...that was NOT the case. However, I'm still sold on Tupperware. Enough small talk, here's the poop.

I'm involved in a "negotiation" with ESPN which involves their insisting I can't negotiate for instance with NBC. The word "negotiation" encased in quotes leads to a ton of stories involving "negotiations." I'm a big shot however I am also frustrated because I'm ACTUALLY being PHYSICALLY kept from negotiating with NBC...it's not flattering they (ESPN) like me so much because I want to negotiate with NBC for a pile of money that they're ACTUALLY likely to pay me.

ESPN has strung me out for YEARS and I said they're "negotiating" with me for my services. The fact is they have a posse of the 24/7 variety to keep me from going anywhere or doing anything. I additionally suspect them of hacking my computer though the "FBI" said they haven't detained me (that was an additional complaint to them) ....I put the FBI in quotes because--and you're not gonna' believe this--I suspect they faked the return letter from my Senator--Senator Warner--which indicated the FBI didn't see any merit in my charges of my being terrorized by ESPN: I charged Colin Cowherd specifically with harassing behavior through the use of internet devices.

Wait, there's more. There's SO much more it could be a book, but you can't read that in one sitting.

Dan Patrick is involved in the "negotiations"... I've used this word again in its ironically maddening usage which only a comedy writer could make proper use of. Dan Patrick has an-- lets be PG-13 here--unusual radio show which could be easily understood as weird. That was a mild word for a show which could easily be seen as a lurid and provocative attempt at perverted sexual innuendo. He ALSO and amazingly works for NBC...I understood it's for a lot of money, too.

Did I mention NBC would like to employ me but for the proliferation of "agents provocateurs" who seem to find a way in their door. Anyway, he has been "used" or maybe he has "volunteered" to be used to continue to detain me. Have you gotten the point yet. I'm being detained to "negotiate" with ESPN who still hasn't EVER offered me a contract for my services.

ESPN might well have intercepted my mail to keep me from communicating complaints or anything else an "average" citizen would communicate. Stop back and/or write to me through this site to hear what else is going on in this AMAZING story.

Resources:
www.ESPN.go.com

Related Resources:
Tommy Hayfield's Profile Page