When Americans and Israelis Fart it Smells like Roses

One of the most nauseating things about the current political discourse is the delusional pedestal that Americans put themselves on and the arrogantly deceptive high horse of Israel ; the only difference between the two nations self-aggrandizement is that Jewish Zionists know they're up to no good but, Americans genuinly believe they're the good guys.

When Americans slaughter innocent men, women and children well that's just accidental, unintentional and collateral damage, just the cost of doing war. When Bin Laden or Iraqi Resistance fighters do it, they're savage terrorists.

When Americans rape Iraqi women and children, they're just a few bad apples and when Iraqi criminals rape it's because they're all savage terrorists who need Jesus; which is always amusing that the arrogant fanatical nut job American Zionists want to tell the Arabs about Jesus because Jesus was an Arab Jew born to Palestinian parents.

When the Arab world demands America change their foreign policy to deal with the Middle East as if it were populated with human beings, Americans bark 'how dare you tell us what to do', followed by 'what needs to happen is regime change in Iraq, Iran, Lebanon, Syria'.

See, when America farts it smells like roses but, when other parts of the world farts, well it just stinks.

Israel is one insane, maniacal nation created by Jewish Zionist terrorists that is responsible for this entire religious mess the globe is in; their decades of astonishingly effective propaganda in the United States to demonize and dehumanize Arabs is only trumped by Zionist efforts to manufacture and enflame mutual hatred between Muslims and the west.

What?! How dare you??!!

Israelis and especially Jews fart roses but, they're even more sacred than Americans because Israelis and Jews fart rainbows and butterfly wings every time they kill a sleeping Palestinian mother and her four children! And when Israelis and Zionists lie and cheat and manipulate America into invading Iraq and next Iran, well that is sanctioned by God Himself and then all the Americans get on their knees and give a Jewish Zionist a blow job.

There are many religious Americans on AC, I'm shocked by how this website is being over run by the bible thumping end timers preaching about a Jesus they know nothing about and using this same Jesus to justify genocide, murder, imperialism, rape and misery but, they're Americans so they're the good guys and they fart roses.

Jewish terrorists launch rockets from a religious school and all anyone wants to talk about is WWII, you can't reason with this kind of stupidity because Jews fart roses and rainbows and so do the Americans who worship them.

When Bin Laden and other Muslim radicals use their religion to spout hatred and distort God into a Being of war and death, they're evil terrorists who follow the devils religion but, when Jews spend 110 years killing Arab Muslims and Christians in the name of their insane religious interpretations, they're just victims of WWII. What do those two things have in common, you might ask? Not one god damn thing but, supporters of Israel don't have reason, history, international law or human rights on their side so they resort to the old stand by: a war that ended 60 years ago and Jews were not even one percent of deaths of that global disaster. Oh and the Arabs had nothing to do with WWII or what happened to the Jews so, when they make Palestinians, Lebanese, Iraqis, Iranians and Syrians pay for what Europeans did, that's not Blood Libel, that's just Jews farting roses and penguin hugs.

When the global terrorist threat of American Evangelical Zionist nut jobs use their perverted, distorted and blatantly inaccurate interpretations of the bible to justify slaughtering millions of Arabs and Muslims all in the name of Jesus to bring on the Apocalypse so that all good White American Evangelical Zionists can be taken up in the spaceship to be with other good White American Evangelical Zionists to live together in eternal bliss, well that is just more rose farts.

Oh and this blessed event takes place with Israel's help but, Israel somehow retaines it's holy saint status, victimized by the evil Arabs and Muslims, even though in their magical bible stories, Israel will instigate the Apocalypse by launching nuclear war heads at Iran murdering millions but, those nuclear bombs will smell like roses and angel breath. Or maybe Angel of death.

No matter what manner of grotesque massacre or war crimes or human catastrophe Israel visits upon the innocent people of the Middle East, the Jews are the victims and they're farts smell like roses.

Regardless of the tens of thousands an America murder, tortures, falsely imprisons rapes, humiliates and terrorizes, they're always the good guys fighting for freedom and they're farts smell like roses.

Israel and America: what a shitty smelling rose garden.