When Fat Ass Wears a Blouse
Real Talk
When fat ass wears a blouse
It has no designs
Just grease stains and dried sauces of various kinds
Where the pretty floral print should be
It has no designs
She asked, "Does it look like I ate yet?" sarcastically
Where the pretty floral print should be
I said "Well yes!" laughing in her round face
She asked, "Does it look like I ate yet?" sarcastically
Her favorite color is Alfredo sauce white
I said "Well yes!" laughing in her round face
She is kin to Jabba the Hutt
Her favorite color is Alfredo sauce white
She asked me to come over to her house
She is kin to Jabba the Hutt
That's how hungry she is
She asked me to come to her house
Ostaf is fatso spelled backwards
That's how hungry she is
I turned her down because I felt she may eat me
Ostaf is fatso spelled backwards
Just grease stains and dried sauces of various kinds
This may be mean, but that's how it is
When fat ass swears a blouse
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6 Comments
Post a CommentQuite mean, but.... I do like the style of the poem!
wow!!
Uh - did I say earlier that I had a flatbread pizza for dinner? I actually meant that it was a spinach salad that tasted like pizza...
This sounds like it could be written about me, because I've always struggled with weight issues, but hopefully more yoga can help that.
To some, eating is an addiction, just like smoking, drinking, or drugs, food is their escape, or their solace. They may joke around about it as if they only eat because they want to but it's their private hell. The truth is that they can almost just look at food and gain weight. It's a combination of a bad gene which slows down their matabolism to a crawl and the growth hormones that is injected into our meat supply these days.....it only makes sense that if it fattens the cows, pigs, and chickens in a hurry, then when we eat that meat, then it's going to fatten us up, it's not so much the super size at McDonalds as it is the one lone beef or chicken pattie on bread.Then filter in the fact that jobs and computers now days take away a whole lot of the exercise we used to get, they've even taken PE out of school as an everyday class! I know some overweight people, and believe me it's not their choice to be overly large.......Think about it.... I like your writing style, Good job on that!
awe - we all need to go on diets.