When You Know You Are a True Consultant

I often wonder sometimes what a consultant thinks about all day. I finally figured it out. How you can tell your a consultant.

1. Ok, it's time to start my day, now where did I sit my coffee and oh yeah where is the phone?

2. You significant other elbows you because your presenting your product in your sleep.

3. You trip over boxes of product just to get to the desk.

4. You ask your family what product of the month they would like for dinner and begin listing scents.

5. You practice your speech to your pets even they cover their ears!

6. You are constantly spending more money to buy for yourself.

7. You tell your husband that you need a bigger house.

8. Phone rings and it's a telemarketer, you become the one doing the sales call.

9. You end up waking up with a blanket of catalogs covering you.

10. While your significant other is watching hockey you make a sale, you yell SCOOOORRRRRRRREEEEEE! in their ear and he thinks your into the game.

Thought we could all use some jokes. Reach those goals ladies!