When Life Serves You B.S

B.S. Is Bullsh*t

Kurt Evans
When life serves you B.S., what do you do? Do you put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye? Do you shake your hands up at the sky and plead for mercy by asking," why me?!"

Peon

Or, do you just smile and take it like a good little peon?

Restless, Irritable, And Discontent

Once you've reached the state of being restless, irritable, and discontent; then, you can open your mind up to new solutions that must be searched out, if, you are to retain any sense of sanity.

Brink Of Sanity

When you're at the brink of sanity and you're about to lose your mind, it's good to plead your case to the universe. You can cry and snivel all you want, but, if you don't negotiate, things won't get any better. So get off that pity pot and deal with the B.S. that stands before you!

Big Brother

When life serves you B.S., be prepared to eat it; down to the last drop. Say yum, yum and smile because you're on video. No, just kidding but, big brother is watching.

Humor

A good attitude serves you well when dealing with the B.S. in life. A sense of humor will take you farther than anything else. The ability to laugh at your self and at life is a skill to be treasured because it's the most effective way to deal with stress that I know of.

Life

When life serves you B.S., take life by the reigns and steer it in the direction that you want to go. You won't always end up where you thought you would end up, but you'll be happier with the results than, if you hadn't taken life by the reigns at all.

B.S.

There's far less B.S. to deal with when you take responsibility for your situation in life. If you just ride the wave of life, you won't always like where you end up and, that's where the B.S. really builds up. And, when the B.S. comes crashing down, that's when the world as we know it comes to an end and a new era begins.

When Life Serves You B.S.

When life serves you B.S., you always want to be prepared by having a fork and shovel nearby because you never know when the B.S. is going to poke you in the eye and make you cry. If that's the case, you'll need a box of tissue to ease your pain. And, if it rains, oh well, WELCOME TO HELL!

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Published by Kurt Evans

I'm a writer. I have a sense of humor; as well as some sarcasm. I live life in my imagination as much as humanly possible. My goal is to motivate and inspire the masses onto greatness through sharing my k...  View profile

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  • Kitty Stevens2/5/2011

    I enjoyed reading your work.

  • Sandy Rothra12/13/2010

    Sarcasm with a point.

  • triston12/9/2010

    Very direct and to the point.

  • rama devi nina12/5/2010

    Attitude is everything! :) Love your wit and wisdom.

  • Evie M. Warner12/4/2010

    I 've been enjoying your humor and sarcasm! Keep it up!

  • JerseyNana12/4/2010

    Kurt, if I didn't have my sense of humor, I'd have nothing! Good one!

  • Sandy James12/4/2010

    A sense of humor is always good.

  • Thomas Trager12/4/2010

    :) Good stuff Kurt. Thanks.

  • R. K. LoBello12/4/2010

    It's important to keep a sense of humor.

  • Kristen Wilkerson12/3/2010

    I think people who choose to not vote and then feel they have the right to complaign about politics should read this.

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