When Statues Come to Life: Living Statues at Waterfire in Providence, RI

You've seen the creepy but cool living statues at WaterFire. You might have even gawked and given them money to blow you a kiss, but have you ever considered living statues as an art form? Probably not. You might think that all that's required is a can of metallic paint, a propensity for standing still for hours on end, and an upturned hat for tips, but it's not that easy.

Picture this: it's your first day on the job as a living statue. A snot-nosed little kid decides to test you by kicking you in the kneecaps. A few minutes later, a couple of teenagers walk by and throw a couple of empty water bottles and a half-eaten apple at your head. Half an hour later, you're in dire need of a bathroom break, but you're surrounded by a crowd of people who keep giving you dollars to come to life. By the time the crowd disperses and you are able to leave your post, a wiseguy follows you, making cracks about how statues aren't supposed to move. Not fun.

Still, the tradition of living statues persists. No one really knows how living statues got their start. In Medieval and Renaissance Europe, groups of living statues were common attractions for when the royals came to town. In the 19th century, circuses had mostly-nude women posed as statues. Naturally, these were quite popular.

Today, living statues can be found around the world. Visit any major tourist destination in Europe, and you'll find at least one of these strange birds. The Netherlands even host an International Living Statues Championship. Here in the states, Laguna Beach, California has been hosting the Pageant of the Masters, a yearly living statue event, for the last 75 years.

Want to try it for yourself? First, you need a costume. The more skin the costume covers, the better. Do you really want paint in your ears? I didn't think so. Once you've designed your costume, you'll need makeup. Something metallic and monochromatic is best. Next, choose an action. When you "come to life" you need to give something to your audience, whether it's a gift or a motion. This action helps you connect with the person standing in front of you. Now, find a crowded street corner and stand around, looking pretty.

If you aren't that adventurous, head downcity during Waterfire and gaze with wonder and a new appreciation at the living statues. They are provided by Ten31 Productions, famous for the gargoyles loved by many. The company works exclusively in hiring out living statues for events, and has gained an international following. Not bad for a couple of guys with too much time on their hands. For this season's WaterFire schedule, visit www.waterfire.org.