Which Came First - the Easter Egg, or the Easter Chicken?

Is the Easter Bunny a Punk?

Ali Canary, Yahoo! Contributor Network
Mar 5, 2010 "Share your voice on Yahoo! websites. Start Here."

I came to the conclusion, once

While searching like the dickens

That brightly colored Easter eggs

Must come from colored chickens

Chickens purple, green and blue

Chickens orange and pink

Some chickens must have polka dots

And some have stripes, I think

Why would the chickens hide their eggs?

I pondered this, most solemn

They say a rabbit is involved

I think the bunny stole 'em

I know that rabbits don't lay eggs

The hens do all the work

He steals the eggs and hides them all

That bunny's quite a jerk

Now I understand just why

(In order steam to let off)

They make him out of chocolate

So folks can bite his head off!

Published by Ali Canary

Trying to inform, but not trying to be too formal. View profile