Which "Jersey Shore" Star Do You Find Most "Smushable"?

Ayanna Guyhto
Season Two of MTV's mega-smash "Jersey Shore" is hotter than ever. The fingernails and hair extensions are flying. The fist-pumping is in full effect. And given the steady stream of nightclubbing, the "Smush Room" (and the other rooms) appears to be getting tons of action. "Jersey Shore's" appeal is undeniable. But if the cameras suddenly disappeared, and you found yourself face to face with these feisty fist-pumpers, which one (if any) would you smush?

For the Ladies...

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino - All Bark, No Bite

It's not too hard to believe that women would be attracted to those chiseled abs and those snappy one-liners. Mike's machismo isn't always a lady-pleaser. However, women who can see past Mike's boisterous nature might end up in a fairly pleasant "situation."

"Pauly D" DelVecchio- The Smooth Operator

One of the oldest players in the house, DJ Pauly D is usually the voice of reason for his little "Jersey Shore" family. But that doesn't mean that his smooth operating skills are null and void. You've got to have body and brains to capture his attention for more than three commercial breaks.

Vinny Guadagnino - The Underdog

Vinny kept a pretty low profile in Season 1 of "Jersey Shore." But this installment is revealing yet another side to Uncle Nino's favorite nephew. Even though his romantic attempts are sometimes thwarted, he's already smushed two girls in the house. Vinny is a friendly Mama's Boy with a slight edge-perfect for the woman who likes to fly under the radar.

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro - The Wild Card

The kid who proclaimed that he'd never fall in love at the Jersey Shore (in Season 1) did just that. When he wasn't knocking out jerks on the boardwalk, or the nightclub...or the sidewalk...he and Sammi were stuck like glue-unless they were fighting...or breaking up...and getting back together. Season 2 has shown us an even buggier side of Ronnie and his wild partying ways. If you're down for a little bi-polar lovin,'then this fist-pumper is the guy for you.

For the Fellas...

Angelina Pivarnick - The Unlikely Player

Who woulda thunk that the resident "instigator" would end up juggling two and three guys at a time? Angelina is proving herself to be the most unlikely player of the bunch this season. Perhaps it is her innate "duality" that allows her to turn on the charm. If you're drawn to her steez, you're probably the romantic type.

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi - The Firecracker

Poor Snooki isn't always the luckiest in love. But that doesn't stop the little spitfire from giving the other housemates a piece of her mind. The pint-sized princess (and her famous pouf) is quite the novelty on "Jersey Shore." It takes a colorful personality to compete with the back-flipping self-proclaimed Guidette.

Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola - The Thorny Rose

Sammi claims that she's the "sweetest b*tch" you'll ever meet. Based on the spicy catfight between her and Jenni on Season 2, this would be an accurate description. Sammi has a definite soft side. But at the rate things are going, only housemate Ronnie will ever get to see it.

Jenni "J-Woww" Farley - The Black Widow

Beware the Black Widow. This tough-talking dame may have a bombshell body. But don't let the "funbags" fool you. She's a no-nonsense girl who is quite adept at keeping men at arm's length. If you can get past her saucy attitude, you might just have a friend for life. If not, then you'll probably need to put some ice on that...

SOURCES:

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Published by Ayanna Guyhto - Featured Contributor in Arts & Entertainment

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