Who Am I?
A Interview Between Self and Baconator
A Self Interview with the Baconator
Self: What is your real name?
Baconator: I thought it was Baconator, you mean it isn't?
Self: Oh, I see you are a funny one.
Baconator: Naw, not me. That requires to much thinking.
Self: So Baconator, why did you start writing?
Baconator: Stupid question.. to make money. You mean people actually like to write?
Self: Well, I don't particularly like to write but my alter ego Baconator makes me.
Baconator: That has to suck to be you then.
Self: How old are you?
Baconator: Same age as you dip shit. 44 going on 29!
Self: Got kids?
Baconator: Yeah, I got a couple and a couple more and a few more beyond that. Same as you. You mean you can't remember all your kids?
Self: Yes, I can remember, just checking if my alter ego claimed them.
Baconator: Of course I do. It's not like I have a choice do I?
Self: I can see this is not very productive.
Baconator: Hey, that is your fault, your doing the interview.
Self: Okay, I have an idea. Why don't you just tell us about us!
Baconator: You really are cheesy! Fine, I will, because I am sure I can do a hell of a lot better job of it then you! Where should I start?
Self: The beginning of course!
Baconator: Are you nuts? Do you realize how long that would take?
Self: Ummmm, yes.
Baconator: I have a better idea. If someone wants to know something about one of us, how about they just ask and we save them the boring details in between?
Self: See, that is why I have you for my alter ego. You are so smart!
Baconator: Well you got one thing right! So, lets just make this easy. If you want to know something about Self or myself, Baconator, just ask and one of us will respond.
Published by Deana Marshall (Baconator)
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12 Comments
Post a CommentI really enjoyed this. I also learned a lesson. Sometimes you should just write for the fun of it!!!! Thank You BACONATOR.
After reading this article I said to myself, "Myself, this is a funny article!"
You scare me! lol
Very creative!
Marrone, I got the same problem, except the guy don't answer back.
And not for nuthin', but the guy lookin back at me ain't as easy on the eyes as you.
You could be a little bats, but yez are happy, and that's what counts.
That, and a nice plate of ravioli, a coupla meatballs, a nice salad...
Tony
This is so sweet of you. Thank you!
This was awesome! I loved it immensely!
Very cute. Nice to meetcha - again. Great photo! I hope yo uknow wveryone knows your real name now!
VERY VERY FUNNY!
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Very cute.