Who is the Real E*Trade Milkaholic Lindsay?

Probably by now, everyone has heard that Lindsay Lohan is reported to be suing E*trade for their "Milkaholic" commercial that refers to one of the baby characters as "Lindsay". Apparently, Lindsay Lohan believes her celebrity (or maybe it's her notoriety) to be so widespread that she has earned one-name recognition, just like Elvis, Madonna or Cher; and she believes E*trade is referring to her in their commercial.

Perhaps the reason she feels she is entitled to sue E*Trrade is because the Lindsay baby is the "milkaholic" in the commercial, which represents her purported, publicly discussed alcoholic problems. But, really, even if it does, how could she possibly make this suit stand? After all, unlike those other one-name icons, there are many other famous (as well as not-so-famous) Lindsays in the world!

How Many Famous Lindsays are There?

Since hearing about the lawsuit, haven't you wondered just how many other actresses or celebrities are named Lindsay too? When I ran a search in the IMDB (Internet Movie Database) for "Lindsay" it indicates there are 1,673 entries. While Lindsay Lohan ranks #1 on their Starmeter, there are many other celebrities who share that same first name with her.

Lindsay Sloane - Who is an actress in the current movie, "She's Out of My League".

Lindsay Ravage - Who played Debbie in "Scrubs", had a part the 1996 series, "7^th Heaven", plus has performed in European theatre.

Lindsey Buckingham - One of the band members in seventies Fleetwood Mac.

Lindsay Parker - Who played Margie in "Sabrina, the Teenage Witch", and Erika in "Bay Watch".

Lindsay Wagner - Who played Jaime Sommers, television's favorite Bionic Woman in the Seventies.

Lindsay Schoneweis - "Deal or No Deal" game show model, and actress in movies such as, "Miss March", "Fired Up", and "Wedding Crashers"

Lindsay Price - Actress since 1987, starring in many television series, such as "Eastwick" and "Lipstick Jungle".

Lindsay Duncan - Among other credits, performed on Broadway in "Private Lives" in 2002.

Lindsay Greenbush - Played Carrie Ingalls on "Little House on the Prairie".

Lindsay Bloom - Miss Arizona and Miss USA in 1972.and actress in a handful of exploitation pictures, such as "Six Pack Annie" and "H.O.T.S.", and also played Velda the secretary in the TV series, "Mike Hammer" in the Eighties.

Lindsay Felton - Who played Donna in "ER", Anna in the 2002 TV movie, "Anna's Dream" and Jenny in the Nineties series, "Thunder Alley".

Lindsay Crouse - Actress in many television series, such as "Law and Order", "Criminal Minds" and "CSI". Credits date back to the Mid-Seventies, including the movie, "All the President's Men".

Lindsay Hartley - Television Actress and Soap Star as Theresa in "Passions", and Arianna in "Days of Our Lives".

Lindsay Fisher - TV actress who played Dana in the television series, "Roseanne".

Lindsay Taylor - Film and TV actress, acting in "Without a Trace", "My Name is Earl", and "Buffy the Vampire Slayer".

Lindsay Maxwell - Television and film actress, with performances in "Lost Boys" and "Butterfly Effect".

Lindsay Frost - Film and TV Actress, with performances in "Without a Trace", "Boston Legal", "Crossing Jordan", "Lost", and "The Ring".

And so many more!

Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay

The name Lindsay has been used in the entertainment world in other ways besides film credits, including movie titles, episode titles and as characters in movies and TV. Here is just a taste:

>"Lindsey's Way" was a 2009 made-for-TV movie.

>"The X-Effect" had an episode in 2006 entitled Lindsey and Eran.

>The 1971 series, "The DA" had an episode entitled The People versus Lindsey.

>The 2003 Series, "Switched Up" aired an episode entitled, Scott W and Linsey A.

>The 1999 British Video, "In Bed With Linsey" starred Linsey Dawn McKenzie, a British porno star, whose measurements were reported to be 37HH-26-36 before her breast reduction in 2005.

"Johnston and Lindsey" was a 2009 movie about a hitman.

Okay, Okay, enough already. But, I'm wondering, could any of these be about Lindsay Lohan too? Not!

Other Lindsay Trivia:

Just what does Lindsay mean and how many people have to share this name with what's her name?

Meaning of the name Lindsay:
According to the Parents.com website the English/Christian meaning of the name is: Tomboyish, fierce, and fun. Wikipedia gives the meaning as "linden tree by the sea", Scottish at its core..

Popularity of the name Lindsay:
>1974 was the name's debut on the most popular name chart.
>It has ranked in the top 200 names from the 1970s through the 1990s.
>The name spelled "Lindsay" ranked #314 for girls names on the SSA 2007 list.
>The name spelled "Lindsey" ranked #226 for girls names on the SSA 2007 list.
>93.75% of all people named Lindsay are female.
>98,821 people in the U.S. are named Lindsay.

How Many Lindsay Lohans are There?
Using the search tool in Howmanyofme.com, I discovered that there is only ONE person named Lindsay Lohan in the United States!

So, even though she is the one and only Lindsay Lohan, it is obvious that Ms. Lohan is NOT the only Lindsay. My advice for her would be to drop this silly lawsuit with E*Trade, because if she doesn't, she is as ditzy as the media makes her out to be. Lindsay Lohan will never be famous enough to be a one name celebrity like Elvis, Madonna or Cher, even if there's a remote chance that she is a milkaholic! Oh, and who is the E*Trade Lindsay? Who knows? There are too many of 'em!

Resources:

Wikipedia "Lindsay"
Howmanyofme.com
Internet Movie Database (IMDB)
Parents.com
Social Security Administration "Popular Baby Names"