Who Will Run the PV Race with Crystal Ray? She Has Almost 14,000,000 Pvs!
Hey Crystal Ray: This One is for You!
Envied by all of those who play,
PV races all day.
Can you show us the way?
Poor Crystal it is okay,
You don't have to be in the frey,( or is it fray?)
With PVs up up and away,
Sorry you can't play.
With who can you play,
With nearly 14,000,000 pv's today.
You can tell I am not feeling okay,
With dorky poetry to finish my day.
I am proud to call you my friend,(this one isn't going to ryhme.)
I love you Crystal Ray,
And no I am not gay.
But if I were that would be okay.
Hey Hey Hey.
Just call me an AC prostitutey,
Because it is my duty,
To try to get pv's,
Anyway I please.
I suppose you can race yourself Crystal. You could always just set a goal. You don't have to race against anyone, because I don't think you can honestly. I bet you have the most pv's of anyone on AC. If not I am really curious to who has more than you!!
In all seriousness, Crystal Ray is a dedicated, excellent writer. She is my role model. There is no way that I am going to work as hard as she does to get where she has gotten with AC and all the other writing that she does. I want to call attention to her because she deserves it. She also helps newbies and any others who need help. She is kind, generous and a very loving helpful woman with loads of talent. God bless you Crystal. You should be very proud of your accomplishments here and everywhere.
Crystal never brags or toots her own horn. She is also encouraging to everyone including me. Well that is the end of my pathetic, braindead, poem. Love you Sister! Actually she isn't my real sister, but a sister of the heart.
Published by Shana Dines
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Post a CommentActually I've never felt competitive here. I don't mind if I'm passed by. :) I just want others to find the success I have. Thanks again for writing this. I had to come back to read the comments again.
Ha! I'll be up to 14 million page views in a million years or so. :)
Amazing and a tough record to beat!
great one!
She has made great contributions to AC.
Crystal is the great page view racer and contributor of them all.
Shana, you AC prostitutey, you go girl! LOL!LOL!
that is absolutely amazing, I am just a babe in the woods
Ha Ha, love you too. I hope you are feeling better. Talk soon. It was funny I just published it and then got your email. You deserve it even though it is a nutty poem.
I love you too my friend! You must have just published this. A few seconds ago it wasn't here. *LOL* Very cute poem. :) You are very sweet, and I'm blessed to have you as a friend. I just wish I didn't live so far away now! {{{Hugs to you}}} I hope you're feeling better.