WHY AM I HAVING a CONVERSATION with a BRUSH
Heh! You with the fuzzy hair!
Excuse me, do I know you over there?
Well I am your brush, but you hardly use me
Well, so what, surely that's my choice
Yeah, but with hair like yours it would be nice
To use me once in a while
When my hair gets knotty I'll want you again
So pipe down for now until then!
Oh, okay then, if you promise
I just felt neglected to be honest
Yeah, I'm sorry, don't be offended
I'm free now that my hairdryer's mended.
Published by Tina Wootton
Retired in 2007 after a secretarial career initially then a home carer. I live in Dorset, England, with my husband Barrie, who is also a CP. My inspiration for some of my short stories are actually dreams... View profile
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Post a CommentTypically down to earth, but amusing
Matter-of-fact poem...
cute and ingenious. Roberta Baxter