Just how did this one man wrecking crew get to be the top dog of World of Warcraft without even logging into the game? For starters, Chuck Norris is the perfect contrast to the trash talking gamer counter culture lurking on the trade channel. Instead of bragging that he is a tough guy, Chuck Norris is toughness incarnate and a martial arts champion and movie star of proven prowess. Only Chuck Norris has done what every World of Warcraft player wants to do, give everyone a roundhouse kick and look good while doing it in a tight pair of jeans.
In World of Warcraft, we all want to be tough! No one likes being a newbie or playing the game under powered. Chuck Norris gives us a savior to look up to who will always be bigger and tougher than any World of Warcraft character and will stay that way after the game gets patched and every class gets nerfed. Chuck Norris dares the World of Warcraft developers to nerf him! Even if your character is wearing full Tier 9 armor with all the gems, glyphs and buffs in the world, Chuck Norris will still be tougher than you are!
Before Chuck Norris was immortalized by the website chucknorrisfacts.com it was common for World of Warcraft for gamers to crack endless jokes about murlocs. When Molten Core came out the players started linking the Thunderfury sword and then the Twin Blades of Azzinoth when Burning Crusade came out. The trade channel guys always follow the ultimate standard of toughness and that is now Chuck Norris!
Instead of believing all of the hype and exaggerations about Chuck Norris take a minute to look over the real facts and his website, he's an amazing guy! Van Diesel just isn't as cool and dumb murloc jokes don't stand a chance when Chuck Norris is around.
Resources:
The Official Chuck Norris Website
Published by T.Smith
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Post a CommentIt still doesn't answer the question!!