Why Does God Create Ugly People???!!!
(Assuming He Exists)
We all get uglier after a certain point in life. Old people are ugly. All of them. Trust me. If you don't belive me than visit your local retirement center or bingo hall. If thats not enough then go to your favorite place of worship on a Sunday morning to see them. If you don't want to, I can't blame you. "But old people are so nice." Wrong! Some old people are mean and grumpy because they have realized all that they will become. Sometimes the nice ones are the most annoying.
Another level of ugliness comes to us in the form of "monkey people." These can be the most disgusting. I personally don't have a problem with actual monkeys but when you put a monkey face on a human being you get one of God's biggest mistakes. What was He thinking when creating these monsters? Is it a joke to him? I laugh at it sometimes but I don't think the monkeys find any humor in this at all. But maybe they do. Sometimes you just have to accept what God gave you and learn to laugh at yourself. The outside world, however is laughing for all the wrong reasons. And they shall all go to Hell. Just for the record, I don't look like a monkey and don't plan on getting old.
Raccoons are useless. These creatures can be considered another one of God's great blunders. I know that last sentence doesn't look right but whose going to read this anyway? These things are often playing in trash and seem to serve no real pupose in the world. They look very repulsive and make terrible hats. I hope they end up on the endangered species list sometime in the near future.
But maybe there is a legitimate reason for all this madness. Perhaps one day it will all end. But for now, I will assume that God created ugly people simply to make me look better.
Published by Kill Chris H!
Kill Chris H! is an "actor"/"writer" from Covina, California. He enjoys "pizza" and is "often" seen at the nearest Shakey's "crying" while eating a huge "plate" of Mojos. As of "April" 2010 he decided to pro... View profile
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21 Comments
Post a CommentWhy not just deal with it..you know...the vast majority of is not cindarella...were an army of Average Joes...sob...sad but true.
Thanks for writing this article. I am one of those that you describe as "monkey people". I am so severely ugly that some people might have almost snapped their own necks, turning their heads away so fast when they were unfortunate enough to catch a tormenting glimpse of the physical monstrosity and horror that is my face. I wish there were more people like you to write articles hating and looking down condescendingly on me (I can't say the same for other ugly people). I don't think other ugly people like me would think as logically as I do, but I was given one chance at life, and that's the only chance I get, and I'm going to make the best that I can of it by crawling on my knees through this society, trying to kiss the bottom of the shoes of the attractive people, wishing that reincarnation was real so I could kill myself over and over again until I'm satisfied with my face. Thanks again.
jerks ;[
your probaly right hayley... nice pokemon afternoon to Kill Kris thingy.
Hey, dude stop being a jack and get over drulling into your reflection. Pay attention to what others are thinking instead of what craps popping up in your chipmuck ass. I can tell you spend your saturday night locked up in your room playing with your pokemon action figures.
@diego that was rude ur probably ugly while ur talking and beauty comes from within its you personality that makes you beautiful in every single way! so stop it!
That's why I'm killing myself this Friday
I wonder this too. Because we have to get old and ugly and then die. It is a horrible thought. But if we live long enough we will be that way. The only thing I can tell you is to remember that they too used to be young. Do you think they like age? No! Some animals are very gross, but who am I to say to God this?
He may have put them here to make us laugh. I love Jesus and am a Christian. I deal with these thoughts too.
hi why do you hat me :[
You all deserve to rot in hell, stupid twits!!! Beauty comes from within and if you all can't see that then I guess you're all ugly yourselves!!! Oh my eyes, my eyes, I can't see because of all these ugly, shallow twits!!!