Why Does it Take Women so Long to Take a Bath?

Men are in and out within 20 minutes so why can't women ? Here's the true story of why women aren't speed bathers.

When a women steps in to the bath room she sees all the work that has to be done. First she starts the water so by time she's done cleaning her bath will be ready. The sink is in desperate need of a good whip down, the tooth brushes are scattered all over. The mirror is splattered with tooth paste spit! YUCK! After all that is cleaned and picked up the tub is filled so the women turns off the water and notices that there is two days worth of clothes all over the floor, those need to be picked up and put in the hamper ( everyone KNOWS men can't put dirty close in the basket). While she is at it the floor needs to be swept and the trash bin taken out. Oh and the toilet paper is our, again. Ahhh, clean. But now the water is cold so as she's waiting for the tub to re-fill the women sees, what's this? Slivers of soap on the tub rim? Gross!! Off goes the water yet again. It doesn't take long to scrap the soap off the tub rim, so finally after half an hour of cleaning the women happily sinks into the warm water. Nothing beats relaxing in the tub, but wait! There is SCUM in the tub! No one has wiped the tub down sine the LAST time the women did! Out she gets, drain the tub yet again to find the cleaning supplies and scrub the tub clean. By this time there is a child banging on the door. The women knows she's lost this round. Bath time is over, she'll just take a quick shower tonight after every one is asleep.