Why Don't Men Listen to Women?

Studies have shown that the reason that men don't listen isn't that they are pigs, but in fact because they just have trouble hearing the female voice. Men are hardwired to like low, soft tones similar to their own, and since women's voice are generally higher pitched than that, men have trouble concentrating when women talk. Language has all sorts of neat little biological factors such as this because despite the fact that language isn't necessary to living, it has greater mental repercussions than a guillotine. And since the brain virtually controls human life, then the language and all of its components are the greatest tool.