Why High Heels and Mini Skirts Still Work

Once upon a time, girls didn't act like men. They were pretty, charming and they dressed well. Just because our society has changed, does not mean that our men have changed. Men are still obsessed with women who act like women. After all, if a man wanted a man, he could turn homosexual.

Well, this subject will, of course, be controversial in this post-feminist society of women who are trying to be men. Men will always be better at being men than we are. However, if you're interested in attracting a man, you would do well to listen to this basic composition:

Why high heels? High heels are sexy, that's why. They elongate the leg, they are something that only girls wear, making them a necessarily "girly" attribute. They cause the body of the woman to curve in all the right directions, just in case she isn't anyway. The heel being lifted up and forward causes a woman's bottom to be upturned, it arches her back, and forces her to stand up straighter. Standing up straighter causes her breasts to stick out more. The shoes are small and perky; the heels are tall and sexy. I have polled all the men I know, and bare feet are the favorite, but if you're not going to have bare feet, high heels are the most attractive thing to a guy.

Why mini-skirts? Also a necessarily "girly" attribute, you will never find a guy wearing these if he's straight. In the old days, if a woman wanted to show off her feminine attributes, she would have a tiny waist and a dress that curved out from the hips as wide as possible. The silhouette of a woman has always been a fascination for the opposite sex, and mini-skirts accentuate this to the umpteenth degree. First, more of the leg is shown, and a leggy woman is always something that your guy would love to show off to the boys. If your legs are bare, you naturally sit more evocatively and flirt more confidently. Next, whether the skirt is a tight mini or a flaring pleat, it shows off your hips and accentuates your womanly curves. Guys, you can pick your jaws up off the floor!

I know that wearing high heels and mini-skirts in today's society is considered "super-girly" and "dumb blonde" and sucking up to the boss. However, women with brains show their intellect in obvious ways. Just because you're working hard doesn't mean that you have to be ugly while doing it.