Why? an Interview with a Fetus

Abortion is one of my favorite subjects in the whole world. Okay, not really. But whenever I have an unborn baby asks to be heard, I will most definately listen.

Chris: Okay unborn baby, do you consider yourself a victim?

Baby: First of all, my name is Oops. But I can forgive you not knowing, I expected that to be your guess.

Chris: No, my guess was Giggles. So, are you a victim?

Oops: Had I been born, I would have considered myself a victim. I'd much rather be an unborn child than a regretful being like you.

Chris: How do you know that I my mom regrets me?

Oops: Its obvious through observing your writing stlye that she most likely left dude, because you have major issues.

Chris: YOU CAN READ?

Oops: Yes, moron. I'm a fetus not an idiot.

Chris: Which your favorite Evil Chris H. article.

Oops: Well none of them are great, but the imature poem Fat Monkey is the shortest, therefore my favorite.

Chris: Your Mother didn't want you brought into the world. Neither did your imprisoned Father. Does that make you bitter toward them at all?

Oops: My quality of life would not have been worth living had I passed through. Especially with Dad out. So I just have to be grateful that their mistake was fixed and made right by not allowing me to live. It is their right to choose, and I accept that.

Chris: Did it hurt?

Oops: [Freak] you dude. I can tell you this, it wasn't fun and I am not looking forward to doing it again.

Chris: Well don't worry about it monkey. It is all over with. You won't ever have to do it again. Thank you for your time and I hope to see you again sometime, perhaps out of the jar.

Oops: That isn't funny. Its not a jar, its a holding tank.

Chris: Its a jar.

Oops: I thought you were done.

Chris: One more thing, at least you're not fat!

Oops: Go to Hell ****face.