Why Men Should Learn from Women: 7 Reasons Why You May Be Striking Out with the Opposite Gender

Men versus women. "The battle of the sexes". Men and women's rights. Equality versus special treatment. Will the clash of mankind's oldest coupling ever end? Probably not. I mean, look at Al and Peggy Bundy.

Harmony is but a myth. Battles are life, and one should always prepare to defend themselves. Is that really the case when it comes to gender issues? All one has to do is simply look at where men and women stand right now. But is the problem not the fact that we are treated differently, but the fact that each gender has a hard time accepting and loving the other? When it comes to the age old question "Which gender is better?", we may never know the answer. And if we did, we may both be surprised, and dissapointed.

This article is not meant to blatantly glorify women, nor degrade men. This article is dedicated to giving men another perspective to help them learn more about themselves, and help women find confidence in that they can significantly contribute to the world not with their social standing, but their genuine integrity. Thus, we begin with 7 reasons why men should start learning from women. Get your pencils ready. No, not THOSE! Put those back.

Reason #1: Women [usually] have a pretty good idea why you're physically undesirable.
Ok guys, we know that looks matter and that you should dress your best. However, a lot overlook some details, and they wonder why some people don't have thoughts of riding their divine rods all the way to orgasmville. Here are some tips to make yourself as desirable as you can.

First of all, make sure your hair is at least taken care of. Comb it, brush it and make it all even. If you have bald spots, shave the grown areas. If you wanna gel it fine, but don't go overboard. Get rid of any accessories that shouldn't be in it too. If you plan on getting a professional haircut, follow the tips above and make sure your style looks clean. Also make sure it doesn't smell by washing it with shampoo or whatever. Also brush your head at least twice a day, you don't want any of your clothes getting dandruff or dead hair on them now do you?

Let's look at your face now. Clean your ears(growing bacteria back there can smell bad, so make sure you scrub hard) and various crevices on your face and head. Clean your neck as well, they can build up rank bacteria very easily. Now, some have a problem with acne and while women will still talk to a pizzaface(providing the person's affliction isn't contagious), it's best to clear up your face. I suggest getting on a good diet. In my experience, people with offending facial bumps usually aren't either drinking enough water to clean themselves out, eating too much junk food or improperly shaving their face, rarely have I ever seen someone who has pizzaface as some kind of curse. Assess these problems if you can, for example drink more water, cut down on junk food or use better blades(or if you're brave, use a hair remover like Nair, misuse could result in a burn, but your face ends up as smooth as a baby's bottom). If you wish to shave your face, follow the steps above with hair and make sure you brush it to get rid of dead skin. Keeping facial hair is fine, but either grow it out and take care of it or have it all off, stubs are not good for kissing or going down south.

Now let's get to your torso and arms. The armpits, or your underarms are a telltale sign of your diet. If it's bad, your pits will stink to high heaven. If it's pretty good, you won't notice much of a stink, if any, even if one sweats. I suggest again, to go on a good diet. Believe it or not, a good diet will relieve most, if not all, of your armpit odor woes. I also suggest that you not use deodorant, but fragrances like scented pheromones or baby powder. If you do happen to use it, go for something like Degree and apply a little bit to each pit. Make sure your fingernails are clipped periodically, smoothed out(use a nail file) and free of dirt.

Now your legs. Clean your crotch and associated areas, wear clean underwear and some baby powder down there won't hurt. Make sure to clean your feet, and follow the steps above on nails for your toenails. Women notice this kind of stuff(sometimes they even focus on them unconsciously), so take care to make these places as welcoming as possible.

Reason #2: Women [usually] have a pretty good idea why your outfits suck.
Many people think they look great in their clothes. The truth is, some need to change their tops, pants or even their entire wardrobes. Here's a few clothing tips to keep you from being the town clown.

First of all, it's not about how expensive the clothes are, but the way they're designed. If you can find good clothes for under $20, take advantage of all the sales you can get. Now about colors. Make your outfits out of familiar colors. "Desert colors" like a light tan and dark brown, go together. Red and yellow, do not. A good outfit would be a light beige jacket and accompanying pants of the same color. Also, outfits look better when the lighter colors are on top and darker ones are on the bottom. Don't be afraid to wear certain colors. If someone makes a stupid assumption, it's because of how THEY were raised rather than who you really are.

Unless you're in a boring corporate environment, let your clothes hang out. Shirts when they're tucked in, look weird, plus they're probably gonna come out anyway. Also, make sure that your shirts cover up your flab if you have any, but don't make you look you're gonna sleep in them, by being too big.

Make sure your pants are an appropriate size. If you have to fasten a belt tight enough that you end up at the last notch(or you have to cut an extra one), it's time for a smaller pair. Make sure they stick to your waist, and not your knees. I hear that lowered pants mean you're ready to be harvested from the behind in prison. Also make sure your belt's colors don't stick out.

Make sure your shoes are a similar color. Also make sure your socks don't stick out either. White socks on a really dark outfit notifies the fashion police.

Reason #3: Women [usually] have a pretty good idea why anyone besides your friends don't want to talk to you.
Talk about interesting things, like celebrities. Make humorous assumptions, like "I bet you were the sleeper in your class huh?" Say what's on your mind(but clean it up some though).

Reason #4: Women [usually] have a pretty good idea why they want to run away from your house.
So you've got her on the line and you're gonna reel ger in. When you get to your place, you both have a talk and she all of sudden says that she has to go, no particular reason of course. Listen, a messy house is an unattractive house. Here are some tips to make your house a welcoming place for your victims... I-I mean, your dates. Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue!

If you can, put some color into your house. Get some blue couches, paint the walls green. White and black look dull and makes someone think they're back in 1945. Pick up as much as you can off your floors too. Even some of my low quality girlfriends sometimes ask what a PIECE OF LINT is doing on the floor(geez, you don't even pick up your nasty erotic novels and dirty laundry off the ground, and you complain about how MY place looks?). Vacuum the place out and pick up any trash.

Here's an exercise. Get out of your home, go for a short walk, breathe in the fresh air, then go back into your home and smell around. If you notice any foul odors, investigate the matters and get rid of them. If you can't, buy some air purifiers. As of this writing, I can find some decent ones on ebay for $30. Pick up some fragrances for the purifiers while you're at it. Make sure if possible, to get one for each room. These can make usually stinky places a little fresher, and get rid of stale air.

Clean up your bathrooms, i mean really clean them up. If a girl has to use the bathroom, she's gonna be disgusted by even the slightest stains on the toilet. Clean it every week, and put a lot of toilet paper in there so she can use it once she gets in. Make sure dirty cloths or any other offending objects are out of view, like in a closet or something.

Also, make sure that any socially unacceptable material, such as porn, be hidden or thrown away, I highly suggest the former. Some of my girlfriends liked to search my rooms for stuff, probably to catch me working it to some movie or something in the past, who knows. But it's better to be confident that they won't find something incriminating, than to worry the entire night(and having to explain why you have Backdoor Bar Sluts #179 in your underwear drawer).

Reason #5: Women [usually] have a pretty good idea why you don't get laid.
Women, especially the ones converted by modern society, are fickle when it comes to putting out. And can you blame them? Sex for them could mean pregnancy, an STD a blacklisting or a court date. With all that on my shoulders, I wouldn't wanna bump uglies either!

One of the first things you should do is let women know you want it before the relationship really starts getting underway. Don't start a friendship, and then expect them to put forth their box of joy when your key just can't stand not unlocking anything. Start the physical signals on the first date, like light touching. Don't wear your heart on your sleeve, don't spend too much time with your date and don't call them too much. Take all the responsibility off of them, and let them have a good time.

Reason #6: Women [usually] have a pretty good idea why you always get shafted.
Many a guy say that all women want is money, jewels or whatnot. Can you blame these women for wanting that, considering that's usually all guys have to offer? If you give a stray some food, they'll come back for more food. To remedy this, don't give the stray some food. Offer up something else instead, like attention(the good, non-stalkerish kind) or sexual satisfaction(get used to going down guys). Give up something that's near infinite in supply.

Also, do what you want to do for someone, and get used to saying no or possibly exchange favors(but be reasonable about your demands). If you reward someone for good behavior, they'll want to continue to do it to get more rewards. When you have people run on your clock, they'll want to make sure they get ample attention. If you're gonna expect something in return for the things you do, let people know upfront. If people consider you a cheap ass, just call them bums, since they can't find a steady source of income other than handouts.

Reason #7: Women [usually] have a pretty good idea of why you shouldn't open your mouth.
Many guys like to just say whatever, regardless of the context. In public this can get them into trouble with overly sensitive people. Instead of blabbing the devil's language in uncut form, replace a certain letter in your words, like how the sci-fi series Firefly filters curse words, like gorrammit(you should know what that looks like). This allows you to say whatever curse words you want in your little social circle without some minority group trying to start a fire on moist wood.

We can learn a lot from our hot counterparts. If we take the time to listen in on how women live life, we can make life decisions that motivate us and enrich our lives.